Savage Chickens - Christmas Revenge

Nobody steals cookies from Chuck Norris.

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11 Responses to Christmas Revenge

  1. Round House Kick to the Face! says:

    Chuck makes a better Claus than Kenny Rogers, that’s for sure.

    Keep ’em coming, Doug!

  2. Christy says:

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

  3. Seraphine says:

    But don’t Chickens have
    red combs? Ninja chickens.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Never, ever, hone in on Santa’s milk and cookies!


  5. Gerald Ford says:


    “This year, he’s dispensing more than just lumps of coal…”

  6. tazcat says:

    What is it with this Chuck Norris facination of late? He’s all over everything these days!

  7. Anonymous says:

    So chickens can fly…!

  8. Ian Castruita says:

    Given what I’ve heard about Chuck Norris, I’m surprised the Chicken wasn’t immediately deep fried, stuffed and garnished upon contact with Santa’s size 14!

    Hilarious strip!

  9. Anonymous says:

    Everyone is getting a Total Gym 1000 for Christmas this year apparently. Chickens should be buff by Easter!

  10. Anonymous says:

    OMG it’s kung POW chicken! okkk randomness over!!!

  11. Anonymous says:

    that’s just too funny

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