Savage Chickens - Captain Television

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12 Responses to Captain Television

  1. frank says:


    That’s MY Hero!!!

  2. Rob says:

    Wow, a comic about me… I’m depressed.

  3. Capt. Oblivious says:

    My wife says I do this all the time…when do I get my official uniform and stuff?

    Just when I thought you were slipping Doug, this did literally make me laugh out loud.

  4. Tim says:

    Captain Television’s sidekick, Video-Game Boy, lives at my house. He has Captain Television’s powers of concentration as well as super eye-hand coordination and he saves the world from evil aliens every day. Sadly, taking out the trash is not one of his super powers.

  5. cate says:

    Please can we have Mr Stinky again?

  6. Allen says:

    Another Useless Mutant!

    I’ll be sure to cheer during the commercial break.

    Unless it’s one of those really funny, entertaining commercials…

  7. Anonymous says:

    Doug, is that how Bob the dog got squished? TV fell on him?
    You have any other pets Doug, mutant or not? What’s their names?

  8. "SUNLIGHT IS THE BEST DISINFECTANT" - US Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis (1856-1941) says:

    Doug, is Cap’t TV’s archnemisis the cable guy?

  9. Seraphine says:

    Gaa, my husband is the same way. I’ll walk back into a room an hour later, and he hasn’t moved an inch. I bet more people die in front of the television than anywhere else.

  10. Silarnon says:

    I miss pet rock. We haven’t seen it since Rock Ock…

  11. Adam says:

    Do you actually have a pet rock? Or a chicken for that matter? Why chickens?

  12. Big Egg says:

    Eventually, Captain Television had to quit his superhero life for one whole week because the TV was broken.
    He sought refuge on the street, drinking green fluid out of the drains and eating old fast food throw-outs.
    At the end of the week, he saw the light of a TV store. Dragging himself out of the sewers, he pressed his beak against the screen.
    He made a vow that he could watch TV whenever he could, watching people on TV fight crime.

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