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I would have expected the Yes/No scale to be reversed for a “SAVAGE” Chicken.
Chicken Lederhosen are extremely romantic! I’d rank a nice pair o’those over a love poem (ew). Chocolates would definitely be first on my list!
Oh, I don’t care what you say. Paintball deathmatches are totally romantic!
I think that a paint ball Death match it pretty romantic 😛
Love poems are only romantic when they’re plagiarized from somebody who actually knows how to write love poems…Barry White? Beaudelaire?
Dang! I always thought that Death Match Paintballing was always more romatic than belching. I guess everyone has they’re own opinions.
But what about lazer tag?
laser* dangit…
But I find lederhosen to be quite romantic!
Thank you for the Valentines
Day ideas. My husband would
probably like the paintball
better than the flowers. 🙁
What if they are allergic to flowers? Or are fat?
Sadly taking off Lederhosen and putting away paintball gun…
Lederhosen not sexy or romantic? Maybe I am an odd woman, but I would rather have a paintball deathmatch then flowers and chocolates any day. And if he is wearing Lederhosen during paintball, well the evening is his.
I don’t really find love poems romantic.
Thanks Doug! this appears to explain a lot of the problems I have with women. I could really have used this in college.
coughing, laughing, pondering: the only “candelight Valentine’s” that I had was pizza b/c the restaurant of choice didn’t take reservations therefore the wait would have been 3 hours. (read: not romantic.)
And about paintball–while I’ve never participated, paintball did offer plot twist moments in two romantic comedies: Ten things I hate about you (sigh, Heath, we miss thee) and Failure to Launch (Sarah Jessica Parker rules!)
Intelligent chicken humor that is thought provoking–how we didn’t know we needed this daily until you provided it…
I love it when the humor of Savage and XKCD seems to collide, or even switch… 😀