Staying In
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Poor chickens have forgotten they are SAVAGE chickens. They can take on any rabid wolf! If they’d turn off the TV….
I wish I had as good an excuse for staying home on a Friday night and conking out in front of the TV by 9pm. Oh wait, I kinda do–a 50 hour week and unimaginable stress.
Let’s stay in and watch scary movies!
I know that’s why I stay in every night…
Riiiight…
My mother doesn’t like going outside either.
She’s afraid of our chicken.
Fact: Chickens with no friends get very angry at the world.
(you can quote that!)
Little chicken, Little chicken, let me come in!
Not by the waddle under my chinny chin chin!
I don’t want to be insulting, but I must correct a common error.
A waddle is a type of locomotion.
A wattle hangs off the neck of birds.
Now Savage Chickens have very expressive wattles. And a fat chicken is likely to waddle. And as they say, when chickens waddle watch the wattle wobble. (Say that 5 times fast!)
Tell the chickens to send the wolves to my house so I can use that as an excuse to miss work this weekend!
Can the chickens send the wolves to my house too? I could use a reason to stay home from work too! 😉
Because healthy, non-rabid wolves outside your window wouldn’t be a threat?
Chickens are excellent wolf food.
My mistake, Anonymous, you are right, it is a wattle, and even though it may be on the neck, it is still under his chin. I never said it was attached to the chin. 🙂
that’s why I always stay home and play video games