Savage Chickens - How To Lose Your Job

This works every time. Or you could quit.

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23 Responses to How To Lose Your Job

  1. Anonymous says:

    i have a colleague who tries this regularly but she’s still with us!!! oh the joys of local government!!!!

  2. Anonymous says:

    I didn’t work…

  3. Jen says:

    Yeah but so much time could be saved if you did all the steps at once!

  4. Enno says:

    I have done all of these except step 4, and never all in the same week.

  5. kerok says:

    Aaaugh! How dare you post this on a Tuesday! Do I skip day one or wear the gorilla suit on Monday?

  6. Amber says:

    What happens when you email Savage Chickens to the CEO???

  7. turtleboy66 says:

    Unfortunately, this is my job description & I happen to be very good at it.

  8. Anonymous says:

    I just have a sneaky suspicion my CEO would not like lolcats. I have a feeling his hired goons would escort me out the door on Thursday.

  9. Anonymous says:

    I’m not sure that would work every time. Especially if you are related to any of the upper management…

  10. Chris says:

    I like Wednesday the best. Make all 5 days Wednesday and now you are talking!

  11. lioness says:

    Yes, but quiting is so passe’. This way is much more fun!!

  12. Anonymous says:

    I’ll be sure to try it out! haha

  13. Allen's Brain says:

    Reason for termination of previous employment: Wore gorilla suit on Casual Friday.

  14. MsHairy says:

    “That gorilla suit could save your life.”

  15. Clangomatic says:

    Just ride away from your job on an invisible bike.

  16. Trog says:

    In a sandstorm of weevils you must “be the gorilla”.

  17. Seraphine says:

    I’m sorry, we can’t “use” you.
    P.S. A chicken in a gorilla suit is funny!

  18. Anonymous says:

    LOLCATS <3

  19. aly says:

    Never heard of Lolcats before, thanx for introducing me to a great new time-waster! Reminds me a lot of the Bad Cat book.

  20. Manimal says:

    Friday afternoon…fling own feces.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Wow, I tried the first three and already got a verbal warning! Thanks, Savage Chickens! šŸ˜€

  22. lisa says:

    If the gorilla suit doesn’t work, you can always come in on the Saturday and stomp ketchup packets into the CEO’s chair, then use mustard to write your name on his monitor.

  23. mike says:

    That is one hilarious gorilla suit.

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