Savage Chickens - Wordsworth

For you Wordsworth junkies out there. You know who you are. And here’s more Poet-Bot.

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16 Responses to Wordsworth

  1. lishun says:

    i wandered lonely as a cloud, till poet bot found me thinking aloud, and i was suddenly filled with glee, knowing i’m in such jocund companyyyy.

    three cheers for poet bot!

  2. TMA says:

    I would have thout the sum of the equation should have been
    = A gay poet
    (in the words of ol’ WW himself: “A poet could not but be gay,In such a jocund company…”)

  3. Zork says:

    I still can’t help but think Poet-Bot resembles a bullet. KA-POW!
    And even in mathematical notation, isn’t this plagiarism? Or is Wordsworth open-source now?

  4. StrangeRover says:

    So,,,, Poet-Bot is …gay?

  5. Trog says:

    Poetbot should do Karaoke. Especially if he is gay.

  6. Seraphine says:

    jocund is a funny word. it sounds a bit like jocular. i assume that’s what it means. i hope it doesn’t mean ‘fat droopy jowels’ or something, because that would change the whole meaning of a wordsworth poem for me.

  7. Congo says:

    Did you know they have Robots that will vacuum your floors now! WOW and WOW!

  8. Trog says:

    But is there a robot that will vacuum your floors while singing Karoke? That would be awesome.

  9. Congo says:

    I have one, but he only sings John Cougar.

  10. Kegnum says:

    Is it sad that I like that better than traditional poetry. 😛

  11. Julia says:

    turning and turning in a widening veer, the chicken cannot hear the chickeneer…

    things cannot hold…the chickens breach the gates…and descend upon W.B. Yeats…

    [contributed by my coworker Alex]

  12. Nunya Bisness says:

    I can’t tell whether he is making fun of American language or trapping poet bot in American language. Either way its double talk. America’s biggest problem.

  13. Part Time Ninja says:

    This angers and confuses me.

  14. Allie says:

    It’s supposta be for this William Wordsworth poem, i guess. I did not know this until Googled Wordsworth and clicked on Wikipedia and then messed around with the links….

    I WANDERED LONELY AS A CLOUD

    I wandered lonely as a cloud
    That floats on high o’er vales and hills,
    When all at once I saw a crowd,
    A host of golden daffodils;
    Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
    Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

    Continuous as the stars
    that shine and twinkle on the Milky Way,
    They stretched in never-ending line
    along the margin of a bay:
    Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
    tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

    The waves beside them danced; but they
    Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
    A poet could not but be gay,
    in such a jocund company:
    I gazed – and gazed – but little thought
    what wealth the show to me had brought:

    For oft, when on my couch I lie
    In vacant or in pensive mood,
    They flash upon that inward eye
    Which is the bliss of solitude;
    And then my heart with pleasure fills,
    And dances with the daffodils.

  15. Allie says:

    Until *I* Googled

  16. Doug says:

    I take great joy in knowing that this cartoon got some people to read Wordsworth. 🙂

    Okay now go read Coleridge!

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