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Now why couldn’t I get math questions like this one? I would have gotten better grades! (Seriously, teachers are overworked.)
I could easily see this test being given at Springfield Elementary.
That is SO my week. Thank you thank you thank you for making it funnier.
That’s great. I’m still a little sleepy & it caught me off guard, love it.
Were you in my classroom yesterday?
Seriously…
This is how I always felt about these kinds of questions.
Doug is the master of everyday life humour.
Correct Answer: Not Me.
Bonus Answer: Not me, Scarlet!
(Keep the teacher/school humor coming Doug!)
@ Chris:
Totally, that’s one Mrs. Crabapple would write, and then light up an unfiltered Camel in the coat closet while the little buggers figured it out.
Please please please make this a mug that I can leave on my desk whenever my boss comes to observe my class!
7 hours after the first train leaves/5 hours after the second train leaves.
i rode the train once because i hate taking the bus, but something happened to the tracks along the way so they made us get off and take the bus anyway. i was so mad!
Right Kent.
Get those cameras out of my classroom!
Kent, how do you expect to pass this class when you can’t even be bothered to finish reading the question? 😉
I left teaching before I got to this point, but it was a close thing – One of us wasn’t going to leave that room alive!
The greatest teacher ever.
Who gives a damn? The passengers of Train A 5 hours after Train B leaves if they are on the same track.
when i went to med school my chemistry teacher was like this.
great work! 😉