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19 Responses to Teacher

  1. winkytiel says:

    Now why couldn’t I get math questions like this one? I would have gotten better grades! (Seriously, teachers are overworked.)

  2. Chris says:

    I could easily see this test being given at Springfield Elementary.

  3. Erin says:

    That is SO my week. Thank you thank you thank you for making it funnier.

  4. Tatum says:

    That’s great. I’m still a little sleepy & it caught me off guard, love it.

  5. gnomebody says:

    Were you in my classroom yesterday?


  6. Georga says:

    This is how I always felt about these kinds of questions.

  7. Jonas says:

    Doug is the master of everyday life humour.

  8. Zork says:

    Correct Answer: Not Me.
    Bonus Answer: Not me, Scarlet!

    (Keep the teacher/school humor coming Doug!)

  9. Zork says:

    @ Chris:

    Totally, that’s one Mrs. Crabapple would write, and then light up an unfiltered Camel in the coat closet while the little buggers figured it out.

  10. Russ says:

    Please please please make this a mug that I can leave on my desk whenever my boss comes to observe my class!

  11. Kent says:

    7 hours after the first train leaves/5 hours after the second train leaves.

  12. Seraphine says:

    i rode the train once because i hate taking the bus, but something happened to the tracks along the way so they made us get off and take the bus anyway. i was so mad!

  13. Brian Symington says:

    Get those cameras out of my classroom!

  14. A Math Teacher says:

    Kent, how do you expect to pass this class when you can’t even be bothered to finish reading the question? 😉

  15. Stacy says:

    I left teaching before I got to this point, but it was a close thing – One of us wasn’t going to leave that room alive!

  16. The greatest teacher ever.

  17. RaeAnn says:

    Who gives a damn? The passengers of Train A 5 hours after Train B leaves if they are on the same track.

  18. bob says:

    when i went to med school my chemistry teacher was like this.
    great work! 😉

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