Savage Chickens - So You Want To Be A Poet?

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18 Responses to So You Want To Be A Poet?

  1. Aud says:

    XD…oh my gosh. I think the Poet-Bot would also feel rejected after analyzing all that.

  2. Stefan says:

    “It may concern sincere regret to inform: Appreciate crap at this time!”

    Sounds like a financial-crisis-speech from any world leader, right about now!

  3. Corrie says:


    At this time
    it may concern

    sincere to inform
    appreciate reject


    I think that may work! (c8

  4. Mike T says:

    “sincere crap this time, it may concern to inform regret, we’ll appreciate”.

    And the Poet-Bot Strikes back again! just about time !

  5. jason says:

    appreciate crap,
    it may at this time regret.
    concern! to inform.

  6. gnomebody says:

    sincere regret…

    it may concern
    at this time
    sincere regret

    it may concern
    to inform
    sincere regret

    it may concern
    appreciate crap
    sincere regret

    sincere regret

  7. Rich says:

    To inform Regret
    Sincere Crap
    appreciate Crap

    Regret At this time

  8. Seraphine says:

    regret to inform
    poet bot is almost
    so ugly he’s cute

  9. DoubleJay says:

    It may concern sincere regret

    It may concern crap to inform

    Appreciate sincere crap at this time

  10. King Bob says:

    “it may concern crap at this time to inform: appreciate sincere regret” ?

  11. Mike T says:

    I think Doug, you should decide which poem was better, or let us fight to death inside a cage to decide who’s better !!, or you can send poet-bot back to the past and avoid john Connor becoming the leader of human resistance.

  12. Dani says:

    Wow! What a response. Who knew you had so many followers that were closet poets. Bravo to all those who responded!

  13. Luwano says:

    Regret…. regret?!
    Crap! Crap! Crap!

    That was easy….


  14. Manning says:

    A poem entitled
    “Failed Marriage Proposal”

    At this time… appreciate!
    – At this time to inform regret.
    At this time!?
    – Appreciate it may concern…
    It may concern regret???!?
    – Appreciate sincere regret…
    Sincere Regret?
    – Appreciate…

  15. Zork says:

    Seriously, this can’t be any worse than those Magnetic Poetry kits.

  16. Cool Prompt! The best rejection slip I ever got was from a magazine that I sent a poem to. It read: This is NOT Poetry!

  17. Joe says:

    At this time, it may concern to inform: appreciate sincere, regret crap.

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