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I’d like to file a complaint… I used it, and Chuck Norris stole my lunch – BEFORE it was even lunch time. Where will I find more livers before noon?
Doug, you defenitely are a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!
Much better – put a real exploding dye pack in the lunchbox 🙂 Or some real explosives.
I put the Norris one on my lunchbox, ate the meal inside and Chuck Norris kicked the door down.
Now I’m on the donor list.
This is also a great back-to-school supply for kids with cool lunches.
Can I use it on my launch box?
Savage Chickens’ answer to http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com. 😉
Maybe the “eat your liver” one should be Hannibal Lector…
The exploding dye seems more realistic, as I’ve yet to see Chuck Norris pop-out of nowhere to protect one’s lunch.
@AUD I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING !!
Shouldn’t that be “Chick” Norris?
Put a note on the fridge door that reads: One of the lunches in this fridge is a decoy laced with botulism. Feel lucky?
I like your style, JSug. Keep up the good work citizen
Love it!! Off now to test it’s effectiveness …
I love it! I will have to share this with my coworkers who lose their food to the night crew.
i put this on my lunch and it actually worked!