Savage Chickens - Protect Your Lunch

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17 Responses to Protect Your Lunch

  1. Stefan Andersen says:

    I’d like to file a complaint… I used it, and Chuck Norris stole my lunch – BEFORE it was even lunch time. Where will I find more livers before noon?

  2. Luu says:

    Doug, you defenitely are a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Digibo says:

    Much better – put a real exploding dye pack in the lunchbox 🙂 Or some real explosives.

  4. Big Egg says:

    I put the Norris one on my lunchbox, ate the meal inside and Chuck Norris kicked the door down.
    Now I’m on the donor list.

  5. Sonya says:

    This is also a great back-to-school supply for kids with cool lunches.

  6. 3v11 says:

    Can I use it on my launch box?

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  8. CaySedai says:

    Savage Chickens’ answer to 😉

  9. Dinana says:

    Maybe the “eat your liver” one should be Hannibal Lector…

  10. Aud says:

    The exploding dye seems more realistic, as I’ve yet to see Chuck Norris pop-out of nowhere to protect one’s lunch.

  11. Mike T says:


  12. Julia (the one in BC) says:

    Shouldn’t that be “Chick” Norris?

  13. JSug says:

    More effective:

    Put a note on the fridge door that reads: One of the lunches in this fridge is a decoy laced with botulism. Feel lucky?

  14. Capt. Obvious says:

    I like your style, JSug. Keep up the good work citizen

  15. KT says:

    Love it!! Off now to test it’s effectiveness …

  16. Annemarie says:

    I love it! I will have to share this with my coworkers who lose their food to the night crew.

  17. egg17 says:

    i put this on my lunch and it actually worked!
    thanx doug!

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