Who will win?! Sam Elliott? Tom Selleck?
Update: And the winner is…. SAM ELLIOTT!!
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Awesome, Tom Selleck will win. or will it be like Karate Kid 3, where the winner of the last tournement can compete in the final round, and could take the title.
if anyone feels the need to have a moustache without the hassle of growing one : http://www.2dayblog.com/2009/09/30/moustache-mugs-by-peter-bruegger
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Lol, Sam Elliot’s moustache in a fight, probably needed a new caravan for his mom…
It would be pretty close but i think Magnum would take it out…or maybe Muppet Cousin Pepe would jump in and steal the hearts of the judges
What, no Chuck Norris?
Sam Elliot FTW….but I have a horrible feeling that Chuck Norris’ moustache might carry a grudge.
(I know Chuck sports a full beard….but are you REALLY brave enough to leave Chuck out on a technicality??)
Chuck Norris’s beard wins the Ultimate Moustache Tournament!
Of course, it will have to be Tom Selleck. No question.
Tom Selleck of course!
Where is chuck norris!!
Tom Selleck. Absolutely.
How did Hulk Hogan lose first round? I call shenanigans.
Sam Elliott, duh.
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Feh. Any mustache tournament that excludes John Bolton is, de facto, only going to crown the second-greatest mustache.
J.
No contest, Tom Selleck has the best ‘stache
I assume Adolf Hitler was either eliminated in a previous round, or disqualified for being a wiener.
And where is Wilford Brimley???
Magnum … How did Einstein’s lose to Selleck? For Burt Reynolds are we talking Smokey and the Bandit Mustache or some later version?
I’ve got to give the nod to Sam Elliot. I mean did you see Tombstone?!?! Or the Big Lebowski???, no offense to Magnum. But how did Daniel Day Lewis not make this list, his mustache in There Will Be Blood was bad$%^ enough, but Bill the Butcher!
Keep up the great work Doug.
if women are judging, it will be a tie!!
Where’s Chuck Norris on the list?
It should be made clear that the winner of this competition only wins the right to compete on Iron Moustache against Wilford Brimley!
Hooray! Finally we get something of equal importance and meaning as all of those “March Madness” playoff charts!
Sam Elliot of course. Awesome!
Sam Elliott!
That’s a match I’d love to see!
Sam Elliot FTW.
hello, I had the best moustache
Chuck Norris doesn’t compete he judges.
Chuck Norris doest’t use a razor to shave his wiskers he uses a round house kick. It is the only thing tough enough to trim his beard.
BTW Sam Elliot would win but it would be close.
tom selleck.
or hulk hogan.
David Crosby would lend more credence to such a contest as this than Charlie Chaplin and Adolph Hitler’s mustachios combined. But I would concede that Sam Elliot and Tom Selleck in a tag team match would make a formidable twosome.
Darn! Wish I’d known this was coming! We’d have started an office pool like the NCAA basketball tournament!
Compare by yourself: http://www.columbiagazette.com/ShadowRiders.jpg
Okay see here is the thing..These two are among the greatest film mustaches. I mean really. Nobody and I mean no body can say Sam Elliot isn’t the last great film cowboy. He speaks you listen. Period. Tom is the same way, has done his fair share of cowboy/lone dective flims as well.. but once you line them up i have to give it to Sam… Tom loses points for being on Friends.
sam elliot.
Sam Elliot, hands down. Duh.
Sam Elliot, but only because Groucho was eliminated in an earlier round. Darn judges.
Tom Seleck of course. Handsome!
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Sam Elliot, all the way!
Sam Elliot, hands down.
now this is a moustache: http://apelad.blogspot.com/2009/10/from-archiveds-laugh-out-loud-cats-952.html
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I want to know who won the regular-season game between Hulk Hogan and Salvidor Dali.
*obviously* Sam Eliot.
Congrats to Sam Elliott for the win! At a ceremony this morning, Sam was presented with the prestigious Golden Moustache Award by retired 7-time winner Wilford Brimley.
@Luke – during the regular season, Hulk Hogan soundly defeated Salvador Dali.
@Nadie – thanks for posting that pic – great to see the two legends together!
I think I disagree with every single result in the first round.
Also, I believe that Dr. Loveless’ face-art (from Wild Wild West) needs some representation here.
Shadow Riders was a great movie!
Yeah Sam Elliot; always had a relentless appeal with that crooked smile and baritone under that killer moustache. Good go!
HEH-HEH…jeeneus.
whoa ho Sam, congrats from Down Under xxx
you’re the man
Forget the lot of them… Freddie Mercury’s would beat up all of those moustaches, AND make chuck norris’s fall off in fear!
how did dali not get past round one sure it’s impractical but it is one of the greatest ever
Nietzsche, what do you think about this?