Savage Chickens - Pedestrian's Guide to Canada

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25 Responses to Pedestrian’s Guide to Canada

  1. Romana says:

    i love how the terrible driver’s pupils are a little dialated, lol

  2. Roy says:

    The cigarette in the last panel is nice touch and certainly proves that you’ve been to Quebec!

  3. Gretchen says:

    Seems I missed out on these tourist attractions when I was up there… 🙂

  4. George says:

    Montreal sounds like where I live, except there aren’t very many highly skilled drivers. But here, if you get run over on the sidewalk, the police will declare it to be your own fault, your insurance company will raise your rates, and you may even wind up in jail if you actually recover.

  5. Sam says:

    Yes!! So true… Driving in Quebec is taking your life into your own hands.

    Please draw more Montreal chickens smoking and driving!! I’m sure I’ve seen that one gunning for me downtown!!

  6. Christopher says:

    Been there, done that (except in Vancouver).

  7. Andrew says:

    burn! Hey, we promise not to run you over in the prairies…

  8. Mike says:

    It’s funny ’cause it’s true. When I visited Montreal, I distinctly recall hearing a car crash every 30 seconds or so and witnessed two in once day. In neither case did anyone seem like it was anything out of the ordinary.

  9. Jonathan says:

    New Brunswick drivers are the worst I’ve seen personally… You’d be run over by someone going the wrong way on a highway. Extremely polite about it, though!

  10. McFranky says:

    gotta love the last chicken, it’s expression xD. You made my day Doug 😉

  11. Seraphine says:

    the conclusion: run, don’t walk.

  12. Keith says:

    So that’s why the chicken crossed the road… (sorry, I couldn’t resist)

  13. Jennifer says:

    You probably were walking on a payday.

  14. Luwano says:

    I’d rather be the driver then….


  15. Ada says:

    I love the smoking chicken in that last panel!

  16. PaulC says:

    As a current Vancouverite and former Montrealer, I laughed out loud!

  17. Tay says:

    heh, Vancouverite here, its all truufaxx

  18. lenagirl says:

    And their “Walk, Do Not Walk” signs are hilarious! They look like balance impaired cloggers.

  19. Trog says:

    This is what happens when Vancouverites drive on the ganga highway.

  20. HeidiRenee says:

    ha! that is brilliant! you need to come visit the maritimes where you can get run over by tourists because every local stops their car dead to let EVERY pedestrian jaywalk – which of course is unknown to the tourists, and so local pedestrians assume local drivers – thus the running over begins 😀

  21. Peter says:

    The canadians are of course a head of time. They are obviously preparing for the next Death Race tournament…

  22. Greg says:

    Why did the chicken drive across the road?

    To hit the pedestrian on the other side!

  23. Abby says:

    Holy crap, LOL. I live in Montreal and can vouch for the authenticity of this, having once been passed on the right by someone driving on the sidewalk IN A SCHOOL ZONE. Fortunately no chickadees were hit. Visitors to Quebec, be afraid…be very afraid.

  24. Carla D. says:

    Same here in Las Vegas!! Sad.

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