Breakfasts of Non-Champions
I prefer the pizza, myself. Here are more breakfasts.
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damn it, I had cold pizza for breakfast!
: )
I totally used to have the 3 cigarettes for breakfast, then I setteled down and now have the plain old – ‘nothing at all’ breakfast for the overworked, underpaid mothers with a pretend career…
but to be honest, this morning I had a million cookies for breakfast, due to pretend career depression (a known psychological syndrom)
You forgot the Egg McMuffin, Breakfast of Clowns…
PopTarts, Breakfast of Pop Stars and other Tarts..
Life Cereal, Breakfast of Mikey…
the Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity, Breakfast of Nobody Who Will Admit to It…
and, of course, Brunch, Breakfast of Oversleepers.
i love cold pizza for breakfast…if i warm it up before i eat it would that make me less of an underachiever? 😀
Thank you for the art and humor, look forward to it every Monday through Friday
Of course you prefer cold pizza for breakfast. Everybody knows that warmed up pizza is for lunch…
@CraigW – good one with brunch line.
What about breads/bagels, toasts, pancakes, frenchtoasts, cereals, etc.?
what about… BRAINS PIZZA!!! for the zombie underachiever
argh, i’m definitely a cold pizza kinda guy lol
Warm pizza is the breakfast of wannabe underachievers
Isn’t three cigs and a breath mint the Breakfast of Supermodels?
Hey! I object to oatmeal being the breakfast of runners-up! Oatmeal is the breakfast of people who need to wake up at 4 AM and still be full at 11. We’re champions, dammit!
Damn it. I knew someone had caught onto my top-secret Raw Egg Formula ™…
I hadn’t made the cold pizza – underachiever connection, but it makes sense. Explains so much of my early college years.
*cough*runnerS-up*cough*
So which Useless Mutant eats which Breakfast of Non-Champion?
It should be runners-up
Okay, dude, while I love nearly every cartoon you come up with and I share a lot of them with other people, it’s seldom that I find myself *STILL LAUGHING OUT LOUD* by the time I get to the bottom of the comments to add my own. Yes, I’m still laughing out loud as I wander off to retrieve this from the printer and hit “submit comment.”
@Joe & @Lizzie: “runner-ups” is good enough for Webster so it’s good enough for me! Besides, who says “runners-up” in real life? Those folks who also say “whom”? Those dudes are craaaaaazy! 😉
@Micah: Ha!
I am definitely an underachieving Badass then.
All that’s missing is my reheated coffee from last breakfast and there’s my Saturday morning.
I’m a big fan of the Breakfast for Runner Ups. 🙂
Udderly Useless Mutant the udder uncola, got milk mikey, white mustachioed, pours it on… well not really being one to admit… Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity, Breakfast of Nobody Who Will Admit to It…
Bahaha. I had cold pizza for lunch today…lunch of champions?
So what are those who eat left over chocolate birthday cake for breakfast (my roommate wants to know…I prefer the cold pizza).
Don’t encourage me or I might come up with more, like…
Cinnabon, Breakfast of Mallwalkers,
Frosted Flakes, Breakfast of Kids Like Calvin Who Think They See Talking Tigers,
English Muffins, Breakfast of Blokes,
Count Chocula, Bedtime Snack of Vampires,
and BACON, Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner of Internet Memes.
Mmm… pizza… mmm… bacon… mmm… cake!
what’s the breakfast of winners?
Don’t forget “Breakfast of The Dude” – a White Russian and a funny cigarette
Where do slim jims and a red bull fit into this equation?