Savage Chickens - Breakfasts of Non-Champions

I prefer the pizza, myself. Here are more breakfasts.

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30 Responses to Breakfasts of Non-Champions

  1. steve says:

    damn it, I had cold pizza for breakfast!

    : )

  2. Toola says:

    I totally used to have the 3 cigarettes for breakfast, then I setteled down and now have the plain old – ‘nothing at all’ breakfast for the overworked, underpaid mothers with a pretend career…

  3. Toola says:

    but to be honest, this morning I had a million cookies for breakfast, due to pretend career depression (a known psychological syndrom)

  4. CraigW says:

    You forgot the Egg McMuffin, Breakfast of Clowns…
    PopTarts, Breakfast of Pop Stars and other Tarts..
    Life Cereal, Breakfast of Mikey…
    the Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity, Breakfast of Nobody Who Will Admit to It…
    and, of course, Brunch, Breakfast of Oversleepers.

  5. shadowwalker says:

    i love cold pizza for breakfast…if i warm it up before i eat it would that make me less of an underachiever? 😀

    Thank you for the art and humor, look forward to it every Monday through Friday

  6. Ray says:

    Of course you prefer cold pizza for breakfast. Everybody knows that warmed up pizza is for lunch…

  7. jox says:

    @CraigW – good one with brunch line.

  8. Ant says:

    What about breads/bagels, toasts, pancakes, frenchtoasts, cereals, etc.?

  9. watomx says:

    what about… BRAINS PIZZA!!! for the zombie underachiever

  10. Mike says:

    argh, i’m definitely a cold pizza kinda guy lol

  11. Micah says:

    Warm pizza is the breakfast of wannabe underachievers

  12. Tom says:

    Isn’t three cigs and a breath mint the Breakfast of Supermodels?

  13. Cecilia says:

    Hey! I object to oatmeal being the breakfast of runners-up! Oatmeal is the breakfast of people who need to wake up at 4 AM and still be full at 11. We’re champions, dammit!

  14. Josie says:

    Damn it. I knew someone had caught onto my top-secret Raw Egg Formula ™…

  15. I hadn’t made the cold pizza – underachiever connection, but it makes sense. Explains so much of my early college years.

  16. Joe says:


  17. spidey says:

    So which Useless Mutant eats which Breakfast of Non-Champion?

  18. Lizzie says:

    It should be runners-up

  19. Jude says:

    Okay, dude, while I love nearly every cartoon you come up with and I share a lot of them with other people, it’s seldom that I find myself *STILL LAUGHING OUT LOUD* by the time I get to the bottom of the comments to add my own. Yes, I’m still laughing out loud as I wander off to retrieve this from the printer and hit “submit comment.”

  20. Doug says:

    @Joe & @Lizzie: “runner-ups” is good enough for Webster so it’s good enough for me! Besides, who says “runners-up” in real life? Those folks who also say “whom”? Those dudes are craaaaaazy! 😉

    @Micah: Ha!

  21. Stella says:

    I am definitely an underachieving Badass then.
    All that’s missing is my reheated coffee from last breakfast and there’s my Saturday morning.

  22. DriverB says:

    I’m a big fan of the Breakfast for Runner Ups. 🙂

  23. willwot says:

    Udderly Useless Mutant the udder uncola, got milk mikey, white mustachioed, pours it on… well not really being one to admit… Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity, Breakfast of Nobody Who Will Admit to It…

  24. Mei says:

    Bahaha. I had cold pizza for lunch today…lunch of champions?

  25. Joanna says:

    So what are those who eat left over chocolate birthday cake for breakfast (my roommate wants to know…I prefer the cold pizza).

  26. CraigW says:

    Don’t encourage me or I might come up with more, like…
    Cinnabon, Breakfast of Mallwalkers,
    Frosted Flakes, Breakfast of Kids Like Calvin Who Think They See Talking Tigers,
    English Muffins, Breakfast of Blokes,
    Count Chocula, Bedtime Snack of Vampires,
    and BACON, Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner of Internet Memes.

  27. kristina says:

    Mmm… pizza… mmm… bacon… mmm… cake!

  28. somebody else says:

    what’s the breakfast of winners?

  29. Dave says:

    Don’t forget “Breakfast of The Dude” – a White Russian and a funny cigarette

  30. FarmWife says:

    Where do slim jims and a red bull fit into this equation?

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