Worthy Attempts

More excuses.

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14 Responses to Worthy Attempts

  1. steve says:

    lol, I once rang in with Man-Flu!


  2. Lulu says:

    I rang in with “I need to fetch my mom to the bank today!” haha

  3. Anon. says:

    How about, ‘Laughed too hard at a poultry-related cartoon …’???

  4. HillelKitty says:

    I’ve been sent home for extensive cuticle damage. Granted, it extended well past the cuticles, and I was bleeding all over the place, but still…

  5. Raquel says:

    good one Doug 🙂

  6. jaybird says:

    If my coworkers have gas, I’ll vouch for them to stay home.

  7. sadi says:

    Had a friend call in with an eye infection. Told them “I can’t see coming in”. Union employee so he got away with it. lol.

  8. Dstroyer says:

    How is “I hate you” an unreasonable excuse? I use it every day!

  9. I’ve used pretty much all of those excuses and more, except “I hate you” – although secretly that was the motivator for all the others…

  10. willwot says:

    I once knew a man that got a whole town sick so he could take a sick day. I am still unsure how he did it but the town couldn’t drink water for a week.

    • willwot says:

      Probably something to do with gas, sleeping apendages, extensively bleeding cuticles, and hatred; but for a whole town. Seemed a bit like God, Sodem, and Gomorrah; except of course everyone lived.

  11. kristina says:

    I thought the third panel saud, “Extensive cubicle damage” – that would work, wouldn’t it?

  12. Aud says:

    I love the last one.
    (“I fear I will set my cubicle on fire/aka cubicle damage…”)

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