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Hah! Good one.
One thing though – wouldn’t Earth be heavier than Warter and therefore be last? 🙂
Mix them all together in a flask and you have captain planet?
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The only problem there is that there’s nothing “periodic” about that table. We call it a periodic table because the elements are arranged in periods (rows) that illustrate the recurring (periodic) trends in chemical properties. Unfortunately, there’s nothing recurring about the four ancient elements.
In short: cool idea, but the chemist in me just had to nitpick. 😛
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ahh… those were simpler times.
i could have passed science, maybe
There should be a little disconnected section (like the Lanthanide/Actinides) for heavenly aether/quintessence.
Calculat the square root of the circomfrence of a sparrows knee
Or, science education in Texas: 2011
Teach the controversy!
Warter? 😛
See also Gary Larson’s “De” neanderthal. (“Dert”)
And then they discovered a fifth element…
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I had to read the first comment before I got it. It feels like there should be a hidden “Dear Watson” line in there.
@N/A: Great! Although shouldn’t Heart have some use? Mash it up and have C. Planet drinking a Bloody Mary?
@Mark: HA…HA…HA…MY goodness. Cute.
I just want to rearrange the “elements” so they spell a word…
FAWE
WAEF
FEWA
WEFA
FWEA
WEAF
Nah, I’ve got nuthing….
How about just “A FEW” elements?
😉 OK, but technically, that is two words…
Now, why didn’t I think of that? Nice!
lol. i started snorting uncontrollably reading this.