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LOL love it!
Which came first, the chicken or John Lennon?
How were you able to take a picture of me in my living room?
and once you find the time, there’s the additional energy you need, special clothing, extra expenses, reliable transportation, medical exams and it just goes on and on.
I get to watch other people living their lives to the fullest on TV. And I never strain anything while I’m doing it.
Or the money?
Live life until the next commercial
What if the next commercial tells me how to live life with a beer in one hand taking on the big mac with the other and trying to work the Tony Little Gazelle Exerciser.
Needs more obesity,beer in one hand and pizza slice in another.
Why does the chicken on the left look really stoned or drunk when it’s not holding anything?
It can always watch some reality TV :))
A related favorite of mine is
https://www.savagechickens.com/2005/09/hit-by-bus.html
which should also have tags: life, meaning
Consider it done!
So. My. Life. Must go
put off dishes and laundry
for television.
(I don’t know why this site always makes me want to respond in haiku.)