Olympics for the Lazy 5

Thus concludes my Olympics series. This one is dedicated to Claire, who is celebrating a birthday today. I hear that Claire completed a half-marathon earlier this year, which is apparently much more difficult than a two-hundred-thousandth-marathon. Happy birthday Claire!

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15 Responses to Olympics for the Lazy 5

  1. steve says:

    i look forward to the closing ceremony


  2. Orit says:

    The entire Olympics series was fantastic!! Enjoyed it so much. Too bad it’s over

  3. Eva says:

    I enjoyed your olympic series as much as the games!
    Cheers from London,

  4. Jonathan says:

    I’d like to see Usain Bolt beat THAT time.

    Okay, so he doesn’t run marathons, but still.

  5. Chris S. says:

    8.3 inches!

  6. Ant says:

    Did she win a gold medal? 😛

    Where do I sign up for this event?

  7. Wildbird says:

    How long does it take to douse the torch?

  8. willwot says:

    Thank you for aiding in a post oy oly olympics withdrawal i get them ever four years, i didn’t jones nearly as bad this year!!

  9. Claire says:

    My very own chicken! I love it!!!!!! Thank you!!!

  10. MrBawn says:

    I’m lazy, so I used Google. 1 marathon = 1,661,220 inches. So 1/200,000 of a marathon is about 8 inches. I can buy that a chicken’s stride is 8 inches.

  11. Doug says:

    @Chris S. & MrBawn: I’m glad you actually looked it up, because this was one of those cases where I actually did do the math and figure out what fraction would make sense! 🙂

  12. Tom says:

    Careful, you could cramp up before the finish.

  13. Wildbird says:

    Special event for Lazy Smurf taking nap in usual places

  14. Karina says:

    13 days until my birthday. Feels like an Olympic event sometimes. Olympic Birthday Partying or Olympic 365 day dash.

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