Thus concludes my Olympics series. This one is dedicated to Claire, who is celebrating a birthday today. I hear that Claire completed a half-marathon earlier this year, which is apparently much more difficult than a two-hundred-thousandth-marathon. Happy birthday Claire!
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i look forward to the closing ceremony
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The entire Olympics series was fantastic!! Enjoyed it so much. Too bad it’s over
I enjoyed your olympic series as much as the games!
Cheers from London,
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I’d like to see Usain Bolt beat THAT time.
Okay, so he doesn’t run marathons, but still.
8.3 inches!
Did she win a gold medal? 😛
Where do I sign up for this event?
How long does it take to douse the torch?
Thank you for aiding in a post oy oly olympics withdrawal i get them ever four years, i didn’t jones nearly as bad this year!!
My very own chicken! I love it!!!!!! Thank you!!!
Happy birthday, Claire! 🙂
I’m lazy, so I used Google. 1 marathon = 1,661,220 inches. So 1/200,000 of a marathon is about 8 inches. I can buy that a chicken’s stride is 8 inches.
@Chris S. & MrBawn: I’m glad you actually looked it up, because this was one of those cases where I actually did do the math and figure out what fraction would make sense! 🙂
Careful, you could cramp up before the finish.
Special event for Lazy Smurf taking nap in usual places
13 days until my birthday. Feels like an Olympic event sometimes. Olympic Birthday Partying or Olympic 365 day dash.