Well this is how I always picture it. Here’s more shopping.

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13 Responses to Walmart

  1. Ada says:

    So what about K-Mart and Target?

  2. Michael says:

    Not bad – “Wal” mean “whale” in German, so we can totally relate 😀

    (Walmart crashed and burned in Germany tho ;))

  3. Peter says:

    It would be even funnier if the walruses were driving around in Rascal scooters.

  4. Beth says:

    I imagine they also frequent Toys R US, too…

  5. Ant says:

    What about Costco?

  6. A Different Doug says:

    Subtract the tusks, and this isn’t all that different from what you see at the ‘People of Wal-Mart’ website. Bazinga!

  7. willwot says:

    It’s funny because it’s true. The shuffling mustachioed men and women hunched over the tops of the rolling baskets to hold up their weight.

  8. proudnary says:

    I call it china mart

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  10. Jeremy says:

    I’ve heard rumors too, but there’s nary a Walmart within easy walking distance, and I don’t feel like spending all day on buses, so… (a refugee of Nevada pointed out the lack of folks on scooters).

  11. Tom says:

    Remove the tusks, add more blubber and sprinkle with despair and you’ve got it.

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