Never take advice from Timmy Tofu.

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16 Responses to Alternatives

  1. Guy says:

    Blurp Zonkle Ptoo!!!

  2. Luu says:

    Timmy!!!!! Thank you Doug, my favorite character is back with Zonkle ptoo!

  3. Chip Camden says:

    Blerp Zonkle Ptoo FTW!

  4. Daily Reader says:

    “I know” works perfectly for me!

  5. Kadri says:

    Wow, I’m totally going to use the volcano one

  6. willwot says:

    AUUUGH! Typical response to love for the little red haired girl.

  7. Ant says:

    o/~ What’s <3? o/~

  8. Doesn’t “AUUUGH!” send the opposite message?  It sounds more like fear than it does like love.  Or is it just me? 

    Gotta love [no pun intended] “Blerp Zonkle Ptoo”, though!  Nothing else says “I love you, too,” in quite the same way! 

    • sam says:

      Auugh! Is a perfectly acceptable reply when you DON’T want or are not ready to say “I love you…” I should have used this a looong time ago

  9. Wildbird says:

    Timmy needs to start writting valintines day cards

  10. Trampgeologist says:

    The last one works perfectly on Geologists! Always go with the reference to a volcano!

  11. Andrea says:

    “I know” is my favorite. 😀

  12. Ross says:

    I just dig that it’s Timmy Tofu giving tips for this. 😀

  13. Allen's Brain says:

    “I love youtube,” is also a good one.

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