Greedo
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Cut to:
EXT. AFTERLIFE DAY
GREEDO stands alone in the afterlife looking despondent.
GREEDO
If only I could have another chance to shoot first!
A figure steps out of the shadows.
GEORGE LUCAS
I think something like that can be arranged…
ray rhe routh ro roo
Well said, Chewbacca!
Oh, *there’s* another possibility: maybe Han Solo didn’t kill Greedo, but Chewbacca did on his behalf!
Greedo had a ichy trigger finger
Oh no you didn’t. Greedo didn’t actually shoot first, so he should have taken his own advice. If he had shot first, Han would have been dead, but what kind of Star Wars series would that have lead to?
Greedo got shot through a table when Han pre-emptively shot him. First. Until Lucas wanted to cuddly the movies up for merchandising reasons so then he made Han capable of weirdly stretching his neck sideways, but not capable of being smart and ruthless.