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Occasionally, but not as often as the toothbrush would like apparently.
Shouldnt that be a Beak Brush?
It hasn’t just seen things, it’s also tasted them.
Sequel: the even more troubled life of the sentient toilet paper.
This goes well with my worry that secretly calculators laugh at us for our lack of mathematical abilities …
There is nothing for the toothbrush to floss! Hence the well known phrase “Rare as savage chickens teeth”