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Freakzoid: No doubt Longhorn is up to some evil plan. I must find him without delay.
Cosgrove: Hey Freakazoid.
Freakazoid: Oh hi Cosgrove.
Cosgrove: Wanna go see a bear ride a motorcycle?
Freakazoid: Do I!?! let’s roll.
Freakazoid: That bear is prety good.
Cosgrove: Pigs are smarter then bears but they can’t ride motorcycles.
But but but…he’s got the blues and gotta let it out!
Better to teach them to play the banjo and guitar so they can play DUELING BANJOS
Oddly enough, they were totally cool with the idea of keeping wild animals in cages.
The only thing lacking is a fedora at the edge of the cage for tips.
The fedora belonging to the news reporter that tried to do a one to one interview with said bear and got invited to dinner.
They took my pic-a-nic basket,
Got no good stuff to eat.
The food at the zoo here,
Sure ain’t no kind of treat.
The tourists they walk by,
Telling stories and jokes.
Can you stop by the snack bar,
And bring me fries and a Coke?
I’ve got the Zoo Blues, Zoo Blues….