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This is not a fair comparison. There are 3 things, which gives some points to apples:
1.)
Apples can be shot with a bow.
2.)
Apples helps do discover gravitation
3.)
Apples are the main ingredent for an Anti-Doctor-Defense-System 😉
Also taste and uses are a factor!!!
Apple //
Banananananana xx
#2 would tie because bananas fall, and if they did it would be in a giant bunch.
Becarful ofa loaded bananna
One causes you to slip, the other causes you to trip.
Slipping is more fun!
Ahem: Banana Phone
Hand grenade = Apple. FTW!
Now that it is made clear without any doubt that banana is superior to apple in every respect, I’ll buy a bPhone and a bPad, get an account in the bCloud, and pay umphundred umpty-ump bucks for shiny bStuff.
It’s only close in applesauce, horseshoes, hand grenades, and atom bombs
One more scene is needed: Hilarity Apple [Y] Banana [X] with both chickens throwing the fruit at each other.