How To Make Aquaman Better
On April 3, 2014 · 16 Comments · In Cartoons, Chickenless, Special Guests
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Keep it simple; all of the above except with the eye patch no depth perception throwing stars will always be off the mark, and I would think that with shark arms every time the sitter is used it would seem like Aquaman would feel like someone was biting his @$$ off. Gotta love the new and improved Aquaman far better story lines.
He can only have one shark arm, because he wouldnt be able to use the throwing stars with 2 shark arms.
I’m afraid for the lobster sidekick in the shark arm scenario.
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What did the Lobster Sidekick eat for breakfast? He’s way too happy.
I think the lobster sidekick is angling for his own comic.
I concur… The crustacean has charisma!
Can we pick just one? Because I’d vote for sharks any day of the week!
Aquaman – The Rodney Dangerfield of comics.
If he gradually started changing shape to a yellow rectangle, and instead of throwing stars, he gained a single starfish named Patrick for a friend – then I think you’d be near perfect.
The lobster sidekick, definitely!
I say this a somewhat of a fan of Aquaman, but sort of in his goofy Silver Age era (with goofy octopus sidekick!) rather than the way-too-serious modern and sometimes bearded version.
With the exception of the lobster sidekick and the shark arms, all of those things have happened.
And Aquaman IS ALREADY awesome.
Perhaps a Trident? Shouldn’t he change into a “Mer-man” when underwater (a la “Splash”)? If he also gets a big beard, you could pick up a drawing from the place you got the lobster sidekick (and yes, that was pretty funny).