I’m on an apocalypse kick.
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Looks like it’s the apupcalypse!
I just got a 1 kitten “apoCatalypse”. She runs through the house destroying and terrorizing everything in her path! (In a totally cute and adorable way of course.)
They just want to be loved.
When ever I see a cute animal, a cat for example, I feel compelled to pat it. If my house was full of cats I would get nothing done. If the whole world was full of cute animals the productivity of the human race would be seriously retarded. The uncaring, being unaffected by this effect, would be vastly more productive and would soon start out-reproducing the animal patters. Evidently turning the human race into heartless savages prone to self destruction. This is happing right now.
We have bred dogs for thousands of years, honing them down into their cutest forms and now that they are widely available, thanks to modern transport and mass breeding programs; we have created the perfect storm.
The Puppy Apocalypse.
Licked to death by slobbering adorableness, at least my brains are intact.
There’s actually a movie like this called White God (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2844798/?ref_=nv_sr_1)
All right, they are not adorable puppies, but it’s similar