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then there are pinking shears!!!
Don’t run with scissors.
Don’t walk with scissors.
Don’t even associate with scissors.
Don’t walk on the same side of the road as scissors.
If you see scissors look the other way.
I wonder if this is why my chicken doesn’t run anymore!!
How about throwing scissors?
If that is possible then maybe someone could catch scissors?
The next natural step is to joggle with scissors!
Only highly trained Costume Designers can run with scissors while dodging actors to cut that last pesky thread dangling on the back of a dress. Pinking shears are for wusses.
Doesn’t say anything about sleeping with scissors!
So often we hear “don’t run with scissors”, but never “don’t run with knives”.
And now we know why the chicken crossed the road. To get away from the scissors.
You’re such a cut-up, Doug!
Edward sissorhand never got to run the Boston Marathon