Scissor Run

Scissors are incredibly dangerous.

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10 Responses to Scissor Run

  1. Anon. says:

    then there are pinking shears!!!

  2. ash says:

    Don’t run with scissors.
    Don’t walk with scissors.
    Don’t even associate with scissors.
    Don’t walk on the same side of the road as scissors.
    If you see scissors look the other way.

  3. Ant says:

    I wonder if this is why my chicken doesn’t run anymore!!

  4. Peter says:

    How about throwing scissors?
    If that is possible then maybe someone could catch scissors?

    The next natural step is to joggle with scissors!

  5. Sam says:

    Only highly trained Costume Designers can run with scissors while dodging actors to cut that last pesky thread dangling on the back of a dress. Pinking shears are for wusses.

  6. Linda says:

    Doesn’t say anything about sleeping with scissors!

  7. Niri says:

    So often we hear “don’t run with scissors”, but never “don’t run with knives”.

  8. Rena says:

    And now we know why the chicken crossed the road. To get away from the scissors.

  9. Jackson says:

    You’re such a cut-up, Doug!

  10. Wildbird says:

    Edward sissorhand never got to run the Boston Marathon

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