Excellence in Management 16

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  1. Agressive Server Wrangler says:

    “There’s greatness in you, Employee, The company needs you. You were born for this. You alone can defeat the server”

    “If you know your boss and you know your Database, you need not fear the result of 1,000 reports”

    “It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in our graphs”

    “In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since. “Whenever you feel like criticizing any reports,” he told me, “just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the software that you’ve had.”

    “Big marketing is always watching”

    “The Company was born in (____) It was never meant to die here.”

    “”To every employee upon this company, deadline cometh soon or late. And how can employee try better Than facing fearful odds, For the ashes of his founders, And the temples of his servers,”

    “It isn’t uncommon, you know, even for a full time, to want to resign. There is no relative direction in the vastness of the company. There is only yourself, your mind, your server. It’s easier than you think, to get lost.”

    “I’m one with the Server. The Server is with me.”

    “Save the Report. Save the dream.”

  2. Howard says:

    Mama always said, life is like a box of reports.

    Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a deadline extension.

    I’m gonna make him a report he can’t refuse.

    Here’s looking at your report, kid.

    I love the smell of spreadsheets in the morning.

    Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful staff meeting.

    Reports? We ain’t got no reports! We don’t need no reports! I don’t have to show you any stinking reports!

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