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This explains a lot of Spider-Man’s behaviour…
It’s bean done. 😛
XD
Nature is a beautiful thing.
Spider, damn! Spider, damn!
Goes where no other spider can!
Can he fart? Listen, Friend;
He shoots jet exhaust from his end
Hey there, there goes a spider, damn!
Does it smell? What’cha think?
It could make a skunk’s eyelids blink
He attacks ‘cross the air,
chickens are running scared
Watch out! Better turn on the fan!
When the prey’s in sight, at a bean-tasting night
With a scream of fright, chickens get sent to flight!
Spider, Damn! Spider, Damn!
There goes the neighborhood; Spider, Damn!
‘Most the time he’s ignored,
Victims jerk ‘cuz they’re floored
To him, he’s better off not snoring
At least his life’s not boring
He is a spider! DAMN!!
I wish to apologize to the entire world for that item. At least I waited a few days.