Escape from an Angry Unicorn

While I’m on the subject of pizza and unicorns.

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6 Responses to Escape from an Angry Unicorn

  1. Linda says:

    Brilliant! Now I know what to do in case I come across an angry unicorn! Thanks Doug.

  2. RAMPAGE says:

    But you need that special unsliced pizza from Breaking Bad

    • Chalkycliffs says:

      I believe this is a special lightly-scored version, to retain aerodynamic performance and targeting accuracy.

  3. Alicia says:

    Zoe says, “More unicorns!!! (please please please)

  4. Jackson says:

    “My vision is impaired! I cannot see! Exterminate!!

  5. Peter Wolff says:

    I doubt that would help against a real unicorn:

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