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ha, ha, ha!
Apparently, I’m an elephant. ;-D
Reminds me of the not-very-bright scientist:
– Trains a frog to jump on command.
– cuts off a leg. “Jump, froggy”
– cuts off a leg. “Jump, froggy”
– cuts off a leg. “Jump, froggy”
– cuts off a leg. “Jump, froggy. Jump froggy! JUMP, FROGGY!!
Writes down in his notes: “When you cut off a froggy’s legs, he becomes deaf.”
…particularly when it calls for sh!tting on you.