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So basically.. when Life gives you lemonade stands, make lemonade war out of it?
“I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” –Portal 2 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyLUU3O4zW8).
4 out of 5 lemon squeezers agree …
Stall on the left has a bigger jug, but only 1 cup.
Stall on the right has a smaller jug, but 2 cups.
I wonder who sold more…?
“The other lemonade stand hasn’t even been checked for health hazards.”