Halloween Contest 2018

It’s my annual Halloween contest! Complete this cartoon and you could win a pair of signed copies of my Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy books, and I’ll draw stuff in them too!

Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy 1 and 2

To enter the contest, tell me what the chicken is saying in the above cartoon. You can add your entry (or entries) to the comments here, or post your answer on Twitter or Tumblr or Facebook or Pinterest or Google+ or Instagram. Or send it to me the old fashioned way via my contact form. I’ll choose three winners, to be announced on Halloween!

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152 Responses to Halloween Contest 2018

  1. Juanjo says:

    It’s definitely missing a pinch of children

  2. Kwisatx says:

    I told you training the cat to use the cauldron instead of the litter box was a bad idea.

  3. Nega-Pi says:

    What do we tell the guests those cat hairs are?

  4. Bruce says:

    Brains? You do know we’re not zombies.

  5. It’s incredible that it’s not chicken!

  6. David says:

    “This is all that’s left of the moose!”

  7. David says:

    “Go ahead and try it. It’s not anyone we know.”

  8. Jamie says:

    I knew Henrietta was salty.

  9. Tony D says:

    “Tastes like chicken”!

  10. Ian H says:

    You taste it. I’m allergic to slug poop.

  11. Grant Bell says:

    ‘Try some Chicken soup for the ghoul?’

  12. Jan R says:

    Looks like poo,smells like poo,tastes like poo

  13. Rob says:

    “Do you think Gordon Ramsay will appreciate this brain soup?”

  14. Rob says:

    “I’m not sure that using the cauldron where Mr. Felix died was a good idea”

  15. Rob says:

    “This year the italian version is very trendy so I replaced the blood with tomato”

  16. Nahtmmm says:

    “I find a spoonful of Jack makes it all go down much easier.”

  17. Laura E says:

    I think it needs a little more eye of newt.

  18. Jim Garrison says:

    Boil, boil, toil and Trouble…hmm, way to much trouble.

  19. Christin Thatcher says:

    This new vegan potion book is amazing. You can’t even tell I substituted eye of kale!

  20. Ana Costa says:


  21. Poul says:

    Too much chicken feet in?

  22. ChrisW says:

    They say chicken soup is good for the soul.

  23. MARK Timothy LARSEN says:

    Does this need more eye of newt?

  24. Robin Rock says:

    A pinch of basil really brings out the eye of newt!

  25. Kip Phoenix says:

    “Trust me, nothing is scarier than tofu soup!”

    • Peter Wolff says:

      This reminds me of one of my scariest childhood memories. My father was on diet, my mother was unexperienced with diet cooking, so the savoy cabbage got just a hint of salt, no bacon, no fat.

      (fun fact: it took me half a minute to remember “savoy”, all I could remember the moment is “something similar to savage, but not same.”)

  26. Emmalee says:

    I tried adding oregano this time.

  27. Sam says:

    Is there enough garlic in this?

  28. Machtyn says:

    “It didn’t melt the spoon this time.”

  29. Chris Sereduk says:


  30. Rick Johnston says:

    and, it’s gluten-free!

  31. Robert Williams says:

    Could use a little more oregano.

  32. Rob says:

    Hmmm….not enough LOVE!

  33. Douglas Cooke says:

    “Tastes like Savage Chicken.”

  34. Micah Tessler says:

    Double, double toil and bugglegum?

  35. Howard says:

    Um … whose hand is that, anyway?

  36. Tim Canny says:

    I wouldn’t think of making my potions without synthetic and genetically modified ingredients. And of course, they’re chock full of gluten.

  37. (Random Chicken) says:

    “Here comes the broomstick! Open wide!”

  38. (Random Chicken) says:

    “Jimmy Kimmel told me to do it.”

  39. (Random Chicken) says:

    “I think it needs a pinch more evil.”

  40. Tim Canny says:

    I say the secret ingredient is eye of newt, but really it’s just quinoa.

  41. Michael Dreksler says:

    After the jalapeno incident last year, it’s your turn to taste it first!

  42. Peter says:

    Here comes the broomstick! Zoom!

  43. Josh M says:

    This tastes awful, here you try it

  44. Richard Wicentowski says:

    Tastes like chicken.

  45. RealUnimportant says:

    Honestly, you’d never know this was made from Quorn instead of babies.

  46. the Zee team says:

    C’mon, try it, it’s just an eyeball!

  47. the Zee team says:

    Listen, it’s just kale and slug. Now stop complaining, and eat your supper.

  48. K England says:

    Newt as in salamander, not our mailman!

  49. Marco Sierra says:

    “…and now is glutten 100% free of glutten.”

  50. The Rose says:

    “It said alphabet soup on the can, but it just contains eyes.”

  51. Red says:

    Finally, something we can eat!

  52. tony bond says:

    Just like Mom used to make

  53. Gale Langseth Vester says:

    We really should call it ‘Cream of Cat’ instead of Pussy’s name.

  54. Jackson says:

    Hey, what the? This is the formula for Kibble!

  55. tony bond says:

    Let’s see if it melts the spoon this time.

  56. Robert Runte says:

    I not sure. No one’s ever asked before if it’s gluten-free.

  57. Tanos says:

    Those Bears were right, Goldielocks does taste “just right”

  58. Anne says:

    Tell me if you think there’s enough eye of newt in this.

  59. Noelia G. says:

    I liked mom´s soup, but I´m going to miss her a lot…

  60. Douglas says:

    …and a drop of the blood of a virgin. Alright, this should cure your daughter.

    (footnote, if I can have one:) The chickens have a more difficult time getting their hands on soup for the sick.

  61. drue says:

    You sound like you’re catching a cold. Have some human noodle soup.

  62. Cleo says:

    It’s equally vile and disgusting – perfect!

  63. HH says:

    Mother’s Batwing Soup doesn’t taste as good with canned batwings.

  64. Stephanie says:

    Best gumbo I’ve ever had.

  65. Matthew Sayar says:

    Does this smell strongly of ammonia to you?

  66. Kathleen says:

    ‘Don’t worry about what is in it, it is for the work potluck.’

    Also, it would be very nice if the original cartoon could be updated with the winning line. That way it can be easily viewed later on.

  67. Steve says:

    Your turn to clean the litter box

  68. Norman says:

    You are right. It does taste like me.

  69. Mark says:

    I heard “too many cooks spoil the broth”, so I only put in three…

  70. Vili says:

    “The blind snake is very hospitable. The cat not so much.”

  71. It’s safe. The cat helped me to find the ingredients.

  72. It’s done. Now we’ll have eternal life in this dying world.

  73. Julia says:

    What do you mean ‘I crossed the road for this?’

  74. Amb says:

    See, there IS more than one way to gumbo a cat!

  75. Jordan says:

    Clean the kitty cauldron? I thought the idea was to keep adding fresh litter on top?!

  76. Brian says:

    And this is our special Eye of Newt IPA that we’re really excited about this season.

  77. Amb says:

    If this doesn’t cure my left-handedness, nothing will

  78. Amb says:

    I call it “What I felt like when that house landed on me” curry. Try some.

  79. Amb says:

    It tastes like dead rat, but I’ve no idea how that happened.

  80. Paul McLaughlin says:

    No, no German kids in this one. I’ve gone Gunter-free.

  81. Chandler ?=^) says:

    “This smells terrible. Here, take a whiff”
    “This tastes terrible, Try a bite.”

  82. Chris Thoma says:

    I can’t believe you picked this up at CostCo!

  83. Maryanne McKay says:

    “I made your favorite, Monster Mash!”

  84. Joao Carvalho says:

    I think the eye of newt might have been expired

  85. Candina says:

    I think this frog stew needs a little more kick.

  86. Gale Vester says:

    “What the Cat Hacked Up” is made from Mama’s special recipe.

  87. Rubén says:

    It’s a recipe from my new cookbook: “Soul Soup for the Chicken”.

  88. tony bond says:

    “It will form a turd.”

  89. Adam says:

    Next time it’s your turn to clean out the litter cauldron.

  90. Michele says:

    “I told you we can’t cook hamburger in cauldron”

  91. Peter Wolff says:

    Oh, c’mon. It’s not YOUR uncle Henry’s eye.

  92. Peter Wolff says:

    I REALLY miss “like” buttons for the anwers here!

  93. Shane says:

    Tell me truthfully, did I add enough children?

  94. Søren Dalsgaard says:

    I told you it takes brains to cook a good soup.

  95. Kate E says:

    Sorry i can’t try this potion… it’s not gluten free

  96. David Chamberlin says:

    Was this you or the cat?

  97. OuttaBubblegum says:

    Laundry flavored oatmeal, it’s not magically delicious!

  98. OuttaBubblegum says:

    Applesauce! What happened to the bobbing apples?

  99. Darlene Sprague says:

    Too much pumpkin spice?

  100. Sam says:

    Taste this, I can’t remember if I added the bat wings or not.

  101. Eithar Diab says:

    Does this look catalysing enough for you?

  102. Tim Canny says:

    I got the recipe off the Boo’d Network!

  103. Matt says:

    “…Who do you think’s IN the potion?”

  104. Larry Rozman says:

    Great, huh? Oatmeal with bat wing!

  105. Cleo says:

    It started out as avocado toast.

  106. Lisa says:

    The Hair of Trump gives it the pumpkin spice color, but frankly the look doesn’t make up for the sticky aftertaste.

  107. Chris Guerra says:

    Halloween contest entry:
    “My most terrifying brew ever: gluten, peanuts, sesame, shrimp, whole milk, and rag weed pollen. Oh and eye-of-newt.”

  108. Pearson says:

    Did you mix up the salt and kitty litter again?

  109. Tony Bond says:

    “Do you think Hannibal Lecter would approve?”

  110. Amb says:

    I boiled up some internet trolls. It’s the most toxic stuff I’ve ever invented.

  111. Amb says:

    It’s twitter soup. The perfect blend of vitriol, stupidity and cat photos ever made.

  112. Amb says:

    I got the idea for the recipe after watching ‘The Help’, but I’m reluctant to taste test it.

  113. Amb says:

    The FDA requires me to tell you that this will have a small-to-medium-to-probable-to-guaranteed chance of turning you into a frog.

  114. Amb says:

    Ah, a perfect batch of covfefe.

  115. Amb says:

    Does it still count as vegan, given that I added some vegans?

  116. Tim says:

    I think the oatmeal is ready for the Trick or Treaters

  117. Jordan says:

    Nope! Not giving any hints on this year’s secret ingredient. Don’t worry, it should be done any minute meow…

  118. Paul Thayer says:

    Was the double double boils worth the trouble

  119. SamJuan says:

    For the last time, yes! The bat wings and eyes of newt are organic and locally sourced!

  120. OuttaBubblegum says:

    I have worked in this cafeteria for years, I would think they would know this is not a costume.

  121. OuttaBubblegum says:

    Being a witch is about culture! Like this culture of bacteria I’ve grown.

  122. Borchácalas says:

    Do you think this kitty litter has seasoned enough?

  123. OuttaBubblegum says:

    Some of the rumors about witches, is probably due to the cauldron of beans we eat at every coven pot luck.

  124. Michelle Baudais says:

    Potions cook up in half the time in a Black Cat (TM) InstantCauldron!

  125. Luis says:

    “Just taste it! How will you know you don’t like 1 dead cat, 2 bats (live), 5 rats with tails, webs (as needed), 2 spiders and a pinch of salt?!”

  126. Michael L. says:

    Those were erroneous media reports about chickens and Halloween costumes. The CDC says it’s OK!

  127. Magali Lachapelle says:

    Not sure… Maybe we should order pizza?

  128. Sarah Kanning says:

    “I’m telling you, eye of newt is gluten free!”

  129. OuttaBubblegum says:

    It’s the Caveat Emptor Curse, comes free with every purchase of my Hello Kitty Cauldron!

  130. Chris P says:

    It tastes more Hansel-ly to me.

  131. Michele says:

    “Oh I’m not cooking! It’s just the new cat litter”.

  132. Tanya says:

    Damn cilantro – why do chefs insist on putting it in everything?

  133. Amb says:

    I bought the ingredients online. “Dark-bidding.com”

  134. Amb says:

    I’ve got to stop handing out stevia sweets to children. It makes the result quite sickening

  135. Amb says:

    Air-BnB has saved me a fortune in making gingerbread houses. Now victims come to me willingly.

  136. G says:

    mmmm….brain bouillon.

  137. Ana says:

    I know you said you wanted something light, but I just needed to try out our new cauldron.

  138. Ana says:

    Well… you just can’t trust recipe books nowadays.

  139. Ana says:

    Well… he did challenge me to pick his brain…

  140. O.D. says:

    I don’t think this vegan alternative to frog is working

  141. O.D. says:

    Trust me, it tastes just like chicken

  142. KV says:

    I’ve decided to start my own Witchcraft Brewery!

  143. Alicia says:

    Yeah, I agree – quinoa and kale are pretty creepy

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