Inspired by William Gibson and Johnnie Christmas. Here are more xenomorphin’ good times.
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The alien might enjoy working as a waiter in a French restaurant.
Spoiler: That’s the heart-warming conclusion.
Iron Man: Tony Stark builds his suit to make a fashion statement, resulting in a craze.
Star Trek The Motion Picture: The Enterprise becomes a ferry between the Earth and Moon.
A Dog’s Purpose: To eat food, poop and bark.
Babe: A pig becomes Oscar Mayer cold cuts.
Oscar Mayer: as close to “Oscar” as it’s going to get.
Ha! Good one!
HUH??
Driving them to suicide is more fun.
But on second thought – wouldn’t that be more like feasting on their souls/minds than their bodies?
This one made me laugh out loud!