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Never use a sewer’s fabric scissors on paper – you will die when they catch you.
I try not to run with scissors and I certainly don’t attack bears with scissors. LOL
I don’t attack anything which already has scissors in it.
Is it OK to nap with a bear?
Someone stabbed a cave bear in the head with scissors 35,000 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1UbEMTI6_A.