Safety Tips

13 Responses to Safety Tips

1. srvdove says:

   March 10, 2006 at 9:58 am

   Yeah, but can we run with scissors?

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2. chikzrkul says:

   March 10, 2006 at 12:04 pm

   Does this mean we can run with sticks after all? I always thought that eye thing was bogus…

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3. Much Gooder says:

   March 10, 2006 at 1:19 pm

   Only if your stick has a nail through it. Plain sticks are still not allowed.

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4. Dryspell says:

   March 10, 2006 at 1:20 pm

   I already read this one tomorrow.

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5. jpyciak says:

   March 10, 2006 at 2:10 pm

   It’s not running with the scissors that is the problem. It’s the falling with scissors.

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6. micedwhale says:

   March 10, 2006 at 2:20 pm

   i had a friend who ran with a pencil in 2nd grade, he tripped and stabbed himself in the throat. comedy gold. he was okay by the way.

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7. Calico Mary says:

   March 10, 2006 at 2:44 pm

   I was doing so good… 2 whole days without a laughing snort. *sigh*

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8. Richard Quick, Millionaire says:

   March 10, 2006 at 6:17 pm

   Yow. Did anyone else just hear that laughing snort?

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9. Connor says:

   March 10, 2006 at 6:39 pm

   Don’t sell arms to other countries? Obviously Tony Blair never got taught safety rules. =P

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10. Taby says:

    March 10, 2006 at 10:30 pm

    Yep this ones real good, I read it next week.

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11. Mommmeeeee! says:

    March 11, 2006 at 11:59 pm

    O-M-G!!! Is THAT why I keep saying the first two over and over and over and over….

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12. Mommmeeeee! says:

    March 12, 2006 at 12:01 am

    …and why the chicken cartoons are always the same on Saturday and Sunday as on Friday???

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13. S Q L Y says:

    March 19, 2006 at 4:10 am

    wolk with scissors, run with guns

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14. Squid says:

    July 17, 2009 at 10:59 am

    What happened to “Don’t cross the streams”?

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