Savage Chickens - Safety Tips

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13 Responses to Safety Tips

  1. srvdove says:

    Yeah, but can we run with scissors?

  2. chikzrkul says:

    Does this mean we can run with sticks after all? I always thought that eye thing was bogus…

  3. Much Gooder says:

    Only if your stick has a nail through it. Plain sticks are still not allowed.

  4. Dryspell says:

    I already read this one tomorrow.

  5. jpyciak says:

    It’s not running with the scissors that is the problem. It’s the falling with scissors.

  6. micedwhale says:

    i had a friend who ran with a pencil in 2nd grade, he tripped and stabbed himself in the throat. comedy gold. he was okay by the way.

  7. Calico Mary says:

    I was doing so good… 2 whole days without a laughing snort. *sigh*

  8. Richard Quick, Millionaire says:

    Yow. Did anyone else just hear that laughing snort?

  9. Connor says:

    Don’t sell arms to other countries? Obviously Tony Blair never got taught safety rules. =P

  10. Taby says:

    Yep this ones real good, I read it next week.

  11. Mommmeeeee! says:

    O-M-G!!! Is THAT why I keep saying the first two over and over and over and over….

  12. Mommmeeeee! says:

    …and why the chicken cartoons are always the same on Saturday and Sunday as on Friday??? šŸ˜‰

  13. S Q L Y says:

    wolk with scissors, run with guns

  14. Squid says:

    What happened to “Don’t cross the streams”?

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