Management Training

January 19, 2007 · Filed Under Cartoons, Excellence In Management, PROD3000

Savage Chickens - Management Training

If you’re ready, proceed to Lesson 2.

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11 Responses to “Management Training”

Pepperoni Whipped on January 19th, 2007 8:41 am

lesson #2:
In countries where all forms of torture are allowed, you can skip the pizza and go directly to the torture
Bun there Dung that on January 19th, 2007 10:40 am

lesson #3:
if the most irate employee’s kid works at the pizza place, watch to see which piece of pizza he meticulously avoids. Then you avoid it too.
Dragos Ionita on January 19th, 2007 11:23 am

Works for me
Chris Toxic on January 19th, 2007 2:18 pm

I only endure torture if there is Beer involved.
Anonymous on January 19th, 2007 2:52 pm

YAY! Management lessons from PROD!!! I LOVE IT!

…and sadly, free food goes a long way into convincing employees to work unreasonable hours.

Let’s see… lesson #2 is probably something about compromising one’s morals and ethics for the bottom line….
Jim Pemberton on January 19th, 2007 3:06 pm

Yeah! Don’t give ‘em any pizza at all!

…of course, it’s the one food that usually doesn’t have any chicken on it.
Lin-Z on January 19th, 2007 3:26 pm

Add free beer to the equation and Saturday/Sunday magically become part of the standard work week, free icecream gets you at least 2 major holidays, and conference lunches at the stripclub get’s OSHA all pissy.
Anonymous on January 19th, 2007 5:04 pm

the most common torture is the endless meeting; no soda is ever served with the pizza so you cannot have an excuse to leave the room
Anonymous on January 19th, 2007 5:35 pm

A little bribing never hurt anybody. Especially pizza! Coolers and coworkers, however, don’t mix.
FoodFlapper on January 20th, 2007 12:41 pm

the neat thing about having pizza at work is that it’s pointy on the end, so when coworkers piss you off, you can poke them in the eye with it. It’s also flappy, so you can flap them in the face with it.
Diego on February 15th, 2007 6:29 am

and the embarassing thing is that i’ve fallen for this. every single time.