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The bad news: we’ll have to fire one of you to pay for the internal evangelist.
Whoo! Hallelujah! Praise PROD! You may only be paid chicken feed in this life, but in the world to come, there will be weekly bonuses!
Meh. Just give ‘em free pizza and soda, and they’ll forget all about any slight-of-hand that management pulls.
Works every time.
But wait… you could have paid me a bonus for less than what you pay the evangelist!
No disrespect, but I *really* hope my boss doesn’t discover Savage Chickens about now…