Faster Food

9 Responses to Faster Food

1. Burning says:

   January 10, 2008 at 12:50 pm

   That employee must be new.

   There is no way to stop the Burgertron5000.

   Ever.

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2. Anonymous says:

   January 10, 2008 at 1:51 pm

   Hmm, I think I will stick to my In vitro meat, I don’t trust that new fangled technology…

   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_vitro_meat

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3. Seraphine says:

   January 10, 2008 at 3:05 pm

   Be careful Monsieur Chicken, burger people are a passionate bunch, and can’t be trusted. The hormones pumped into beef make the people who eat burgers strange, with larger boobs.

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4. Anonymous says:

   January 10, 2008 at 3:42 pm

   doug: I’d like to see the chickens take on the chick-fil-a cows… the ones that say “eat mor chiken”

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5. Dryguy says:

   January 10, 2008 at 3:57 pm

   Can i have some extra molecular generated pickles please?

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6. Madtabletweaver says:

   January 10, 2008 at 4:23 pm

   “can I also hold the molecularly generated onions? They upset my stomach. . .”

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7. Anonymous says:

   January 10, 2008 at 6:30 pm

   I agree, what would our dear chickens say about the chick-fil-a cows?

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8. Gerald Ford says:

   January 10, 2008 at 7:21 pm

   Is Burgertron5000 related in any way to Poetbot? Maybe Poetbot needed a job?

   Either way, I’d like to like burgers less radioactive. I hope the Burgertron6000 can address that. Or maybe just wait for a new patch release for the 5000.

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9. Robert Williams says:

   January 11, 2008 at 9:40 am

   I want one!

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