Q: What hand do you draw with?
A: I’m left-handed. Just like Lou Rawls and Queen Victoria.

Q: Are your chickens free range?
A: Only on evenings and weekends. Otherwise they’re at the office doing PROD3000’s bidding.

Q: How many times does Shakespeare mention chickens?
A: Six. Here they are. My favourite is from Henry VI: “So the poor chicken should be sure of death.”

Q: If you were a chicken, which breed would you be? (Asked by Johannes, Omlet)
A: I’d be a Silver Grey Dorking. Or a Buff Orpington.

Q: Do you own any chickens – live or rubber?
A: No live chickens. I used to have 2 rubber chickens, but now I have only a few stuffed animal chickens and a hand puppet chicken.

Q: Do you think Christopher Walken should be in every movie?
A: Oh my yes.

Q: Do you like to dance?
A: No. But I like to sing. Poorly. I play a bit of guitar and I’m learning how to play the ukulele.

Q: Which fictional detective would you like to solve your murder?
A: Columbo.

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3 Responses to Infrequently Asked Questions

  1. O on June 23 says:

    I LOVE Savage Chickens. Thank you for sharing your precious gift and talent! I look forward to SC esp. when I am under stress or pressure. I always find something just perfect to share with others to bring a bit of happiness to everyday life! Love it!

  2. Joey says:

    I’d rather Veronica Mars to investigate my murder.

  3. Manda says:

    No. Columbo wins.

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