Staying In

13 Responses to “Staying In”

1. Jen on May 9th, 2008 9:17 am

   Poor chickens have forgotten they are SAVAGE chickens. They can take on any rabid wolf! If they’d turn off the TV….

2. Who needs wolves when you have deadlines? on May 9th, 2008 11:27 am

   I wish I had as good an excuse for staying home on a Friday night and conking out in front of the TV by 9pm. Oh wait, I kinda do–a 50 hour week and unimaginable stress.

3. Seraphine on May 9th, 2008 2:16 pm

   Let’s stay in and watch scary movies!

4. Sbyllek on May 9th, 2008 2:21 pm

   I know that’s why I stay in every night…

   Riiiight…

5. eliannrad on May 9th, 2008 2:25 pm

   My mother doesn’t like going outside either.
   She’s afraid of our chicken.

   Fact: Chickens with no friends get very angry at the world.
   (you can quote that!)

6. Chris on May 9th, 2008 3:42 pm

   Little chicken, Little chicken, let me come in!

   Not by the waddle under my chinny chin chin!

7. Anonymous on May 9th, 2008 4:16 pm

   I don’t want to be insulting, but I must correct a common error.

   A waddle is a type of locomotion.
   A wattle hangs off the neck of birds.

   Now Savage Chickens have very expressive wattles. And a fat chicken is likely to waddle. And as they say, when chickens waddle watch the wattle wobble. (Say that 5 times fast!)

8. Ian C. on May 9th, 2008 10:27 pm

   Tell the chickens to send the wolves to my house so I can use that as an excuse to miss work this weekend!

9. Lindsy on May 10th, 2008 2:53 am

   Can the chickens send the wolves to my house too? I could use a reason to stay home from work too!

10. Allen's Brain on May 11th, 2008 10:00 pm

    Because healthy, non-rabid wolves outside your window wouldn’t be a threat?

11. Anonymous on May 12th, 2008 12:27 am

    Chickens are excellent wolf food.

12. Chris on May 12th, 2008 12:16 pm

    My mistake, Anonymous, you are right, it is a wattle, and even though it may be on the neck, it is still under his chin. I never said it was attached to the chin.

13. Michael on September 18th, 2008 7:14 pm

    that’s why I always stay home and play video games

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