How To Lose Your Job

23 Responses to “How To Lose Your Job”

1. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 8:34 am

   i have a colleague who tries this regularly but she’s still with us!!! oh the joys of local government!!!!

2. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 8:40 am

   I didn’t work…

3. Jen on June 3rd, 2008 8:51 am

   Yeah but so much time could be saved if you did all the steps at once!

4. Enno on June 3rd, 2008 9:12 am

   I have done all of these except step 4, and never all in the same week.

5. kerok on June 3rd, 2008 9:26 am

   Aaaugh! How dare you post this on a Tuesday! Do I skip day one or wear the gorilla suit on Monday?

6. Amber on June 3rd, 2008 11:04 am

   What happens when you email Savage Chickens to the CEO???

7. turtleboy66 on June 3rd, 2008 11:21 am

   Unfortunately, this is my job description & I happen to be very good at it.

8. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 11:24 am

   I just have a sneaky suspicion my CEO would not like lolcats. I have a feeling his hired goons would escort me out the door on Thursday.

9. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 12:19 pm

   I’m not sure that would work every time. Especially if you are related to any of the upper management…

10. Chris on June 3rd, 2008 12:32 pm

    I like Wednesday the best. Make all 5 days Wednesday and now you are talking!

11. lioness on June 3rd, 2008 1:19 pm

    Yes, but quiting is so passe’. This way is much more fun!!

12. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 1:38 pm

    Cool!
    I’ll be sure to try it out! haha

13. Allen's Brain on June 3rd, 2008 3:15 pm

    Reason for termination of previous employment: Wore gorilla suit on Casual Friday.

14. MsHairy on June 3rd, 2008 3:22 pm

    “That gorilla suit could save your life.”

15. Clangomatic on June 3rd, 2008 4:23 pm

    Just ride away from your job on an invisible bike.

16. Trog on June 3rd, 2008 4:31 pm

    In a sandstorm of weevils you must “be the gorilla”.

17. Seraphine on June 3rd, 2008 4:39 pm

    I’m sorry, we can’t “use” you.
    P.S. A chicken in a gorilla suit is funny!

18. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 4:51 pm

    LOLCATS <3

19. aly on June 3rd, 2008 5:36 pm

    Never heard of Lolcats before, thanx for introducing me to a great new time-waster! Reminds me a lot of the Bad Cat book.

20. Manimal on June 3rd, 2008 9:47 pm

    Friday afternoon…fling own feces.

21. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 9:54 pm

    Wow, I tried the first three and already got a verbal warning! Thanks, Savage Chickens!

22. lisa on September 11th, 2008 12:56 am

    If the gorilla suit doesn’t work, you can always come in on the Saturday and stomp ketchup packets into the CEO’s chair, then use mustard to write your name on his monitor.

23. mike on April 22nd, 2009 3:48 am

    That is one hilarious gorilla suit.

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