This works every time. Or you could quit.
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i have a colleague who tries this regularly but she’s still with us!!! oh the joys of local government!!!!
I didn’t work…
Yeah but so much time could be saved if you did all the steps at once!
I have done all of these except step 4, and never all in the same week.
Aaaugh! How dare you post this on a Tuesday! Do I skip day one or wear the gorilla suit on Monday?
What happens when you email Savage Chickens to the CEO???
Unfortunately, this is my job description & I happen to be very good at it.
I just have a sneaky suspicion my CEO would not like lolcats. I have a feeling his hired goons would escort me out the door on Thursday.
I’m not sure that would work every time. Especially if you are related to any of the upper management…
I like Wednesday the best. Make all 5 days Wednesday and now you are talking!
Yes, but quiting is so passe’. This way is much more fun!!
Cool!
I’ll be sure to try it out! haha
Reason for termination of previous employment: Wore gorilla suit on Casual Friday.
“That gorilla suit could save your life.”
Just ride away from your job on an invisible bike.
In a sandstorm of weevils you must “be the gorilla”.
I’m sorry, we can’t “use” you.
P.S. A chicken in a gorilla suit is funny!
LOLCATS <3
Never heard of Lolcats before, thanx for introducing me to a great new time-waster! Reminds me a lot of the Bad Cat book.
Friday afternoon…fling own feces.
Wow, I tried the first three and already got a verbal warning! Thanks, Savage Chickens!
If the gorilla suit doesn’t work, you can always come in on the Saturday and stomp ketchup packets into the CEO’s chair, then use mustard to write your name on his monitor.
That is one hilarious gorilla suit.