I’ve always thought it would be cool to have a reality TV show about a bunch of TV execs trying to come up with the next great reality TV show. From ideas in the boardroom, to marketing, to casting calls for contestants, production, editing, sabotaging each other’s shows with planted contestants, dealing injuries and lawsuit threats, audience feedback, the works.
I think such a show would make me want to gouge my own eyes out and melt my eardrums. They hold us in such obvious contempt, with the programming they concoct, it’s just painful to contemplate.
Now a reality show about reality show producers being mauled by bears (TONIGHT on FOX: When Animals Attack OUR PRODUCERS!), that would be quality entertainment. Even if they were just pecked by chickens. Preferrably large, talking, smart-ass chickens, with specially pointy beaks…
These business chickens always look so chesty and clinical with their sunglasses.
But the smiley-coffee-mugs make them look like they could never harm a fly.
Nice contrast.
Doug… You’re not taking hallucinogens for writer’s block, are you?
I’ve always thought it would be cool to have a reality TV show about a bunch of TV execs trying to come up with the next great reality TV show. From ideas in the boardroom, to marketing, to casting calls for contestants, production, editing, sabotaging each other’s shows with planted contestants, dealing injuries and lawsuit threats, audience feedback, the works.
You heard it here first.
Add in today’s Chickens Jay and you can call it Dr Who meets Dr Phil.
i’d settle for half the number
of shows with twice the quality.
I think such a show would make me want to gouge my own eyes out and melt my eardrums. They hold us in such obvious contempt, with the programming they concoct, it’s just painful to contemplate.
Now a reality show about reality show producers being mauled by bears (TONIGHT on FOX: When Animals Attack OUR PRODUCERS!), that would be quality entertainment. Even if they were just pecked by chickens. Preferrably large, talking, smart-ass chickens, with specially pointy beaks…
… that travel through time!
Maybe the could travel back in time to when TV didn’t suck.
These business chickens always look so chesty and clinical with their sunglasses.
But the smiley-coffee-mugs make them look like they could never harm a fly.
Nice contrast.
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Lol.. nice…
Trog – you mean before tv was invented?