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Of course he stops time! Otherwise why would that special night feel so – SO – interminably long?
He didn’t ‘choose’ to believe though.. 😉
I LOVE Christmas.. and I wish I was still a little girl and believed in Santa Claus. Now it means a different thing for me but.. the magic was .. I miss it (:
Realization strikes… his life will never EVER be the same again!
They all thought this but were smart enough to keep their mouths shut. Hilarious!
Those darn kids! Always ruining Christmas for everybody!
Oh Doug, this is so funny I can hardly stand it!
but…but…I thought he flew backwards across the international date line or something?!?
There’s always that ONE kid (er, I mean chicken!) in school who ruins it for everyone. Usually teaches the swear words and dirty jokes too. Was that you, Doug?
What are we saying here? That Santa isn’t …. real????? Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, one theory is that there is a parallel universe or dimension created that has a different time flow than ours: christmas night in our u./d. is much longer in Santa’s (and he doesn’t get hungry/full/tired etc.) so he has all the time in (his) world [T. Pratchett’s theory]
but mostly that modern Santa sh… stuff is early twentieth century coca-cola marketing.
The real santa lives in Finland and he doesn’t do much, also he doesn’t have any elves or gnomes or other magical little people (not to mention flying reindeer.
like i said, coca-cola marketing
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(((Lies I tell you, Lies!!!)))
Well actually, since the reindeer are all females (they still have their antlers at the end of December, whereas males drop theirs in late November), this explains how they are able to drag a fat guy in a red-suit all of the way around the world in one night, without getting lost!
If Santa does not bring the presents and the parents believe “this crap”, how do the presents get under the tree then?
And who eats the cookies and drinks the milk?
Karl Marx and Mr. Stinky?
I don’t think so, doubtful little chicken!
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HA! How the tables have turned!
Where’d he get his flying reindeers?
Dude! Santa is totally real!
I saw him at the mall yesterday.