Childlike Wonder

15 Responses to “Childlike Wonder”

1. Nathalie (Spacedlaw) on December 17th, 2008 12:24 am

   Of course he stops time! Otherwise why would that special night feel so - SO - interminably long?

2. annhltr on December 17th, 2008 12:25 am

   He didn’t ‘choose’ to believe though..

3. doni on December 17th, 2008 3:13 am

   I LOVE Christmas.. and I wish I was still a little girl and believed in Santa Claus. Now it means a different thing for me but.. the magic was .. I miss it (:

4. CruciFire on December 17th, 2008 3:20 am

   Realization strikes… his life will never EVER be the same again!

5. Granny Annie on December 17th, 2008 5:11 am

   They all thought this but were smart enough to keep their mouths shut. Hilarious!

6. Tim Canny on December 17th, 2008 6:32 am

   Those darn kids! Always ruining Christmas for everybody!

7. Dinana on December 17th, 2008 7:44 am

   Oh Doug, this is so funny I can hardly stand it!

8. Zork on December 17th, 2008 8:07 am

   but…but…I thought he flew backwards across the international date line or something?!?

   There’s always that ONE kid (er, I mean chicken!) in school who ruins it for everyone. Usually teaches the swear words and dirty jokes too. Was that you, Doug?

9. Jared on December 17th, 2008 8:31 am

   What are we saying here? That Santa isn’t …. real????? Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Toits (not pronounced as you think it is) on December 17th, 2008 11:55 am

    well, one theory is that there is a parallel universe or dimension created that has a different time flow than ours: christmas night in our u./d. is much longer in Santa’s (and he doesn’t get hungry/full/tired etc.) so he has all the time in (his) world [T. Pratchett's theory]

    but mostly that modern Santa sh… stuff is early twentieth century coca-cola marketing.
    The real santa lives in Finland and he doesn’t do much, also he doesn’t have any elves or gnomes or other magical little people (not to mention flying reindeer.
    like i said, coca-cola marketing
    …
    (((Lies I tell you, Lies!!!)))

11. kristina on December 17th, 2008 3:23 pm

    Well actually, since the reindeer are all females (they still have their antlers at the end of December, whereas males drop theirs in late November), this explains how they are able to drag a fat guy in a red-suit all of the way around the world in one night, without getting lost!

12. Luwano on December 17th, 2008 4:51 pm

    If Santa does not bring the presents and the parents believe “this crap”, how do the presents get under the tree then?

    And who eats the cookies and drinks the milk?

    Karl Marx and Mr. Stinky?

    I don’t think so, doubtful little chicken!

    &=^

13. Aud on December 17th, 2008 5:03 pm

    HA! How the tables have turned!

14. Expired Tea on December 18th, 2008 1:09 am

    Where’d he get his flying reindeers?

15. Part Time Ninja on December 18th, 2008 5:03 am

    Dude! Santa is totally real!
    I saw him at the mall yesterday.

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