Teacher

19 Responses to “Teacher”

1. winkytiel on March 5th, 2009 12:45 am

   Now why couldn’t I get math questions like this one? I would have gotten better grades! (Seriously, teachers are overworked.)

2. Chris on March 5th, 2009 5:40 am

   I could easily see this test being given at Springfield Elementary.

3. Erin on March 5th, 2009 6:36 am

   That is SO my week. Thank you thank you thank you for making it funnier.

4. Tatum on March 5th, 2009 6:38 am

   That’s great. I’m still a little sleepy & it caught me off guard, love it.

5. gnomebody on March 5th, 2009 6:52 am

   Were you in my classroom yesterday?

   Seriously…

6. Georga on March 5th, 2009 7:11 am

   This is how I always felt about these kinds of questions.

7. Jonas on March 5th, 2009 7:32 am

   Doug is the master of everyday life humour.

8. Zork on March 5th, 2009 9:32 am

   Correct Answer: Not Me.
   Bonus Answer: Not me, Scarlet!

   (Keep the teacher/school humor coming Doug!)

9. Zork on March 5th, 2009 9:34 am

   @ Chris:

   Totally, that’s one Mrs. Crabapple would write, and then light up an unfiltered Camel in the coat closet while the little buggers figured it out.

10. Russ on March 5th, 2009 11:10 am

    Please please please make this a mug that I can leave on my desk whenever my boss comes to observe my class!

11. Kent on March 5th, 2009 11:40 am

    7 hours after the first train leaves/5 hours after the second train leaves.

12. Seraphine on March 5th, 2009 11:49 am

    i rode the train once because i hate taking the bus, but something happened to the tracks along the way so they made us get off and take the bus anyway. i was so mad!

13. Robert D Johnson on March 5th, 2009 12:06 pm

    Right Kent.

14. Brian Symington on March 5th, 2009 12:24 pm

    Get those cameras out of my classroom!

15. A Math Teacher on March 5th, 2009 3:36 pm

    Kent, how do you expect to pass this class when you can’t even be bothered to finish reading the question?

16. Stacy on March 5th, 2009 3:55 pm

    I left teaching before I got to this point, but it was a close thing - One of us wasn’t going to leave that room alive!

17. Ray Breakstone on March 6th, 2009 3:21 am

    The greatest teacher ever.

18. RaeAnn on March 7th, 2009 10:22 pm

    Who gives a damn? The passengers of Train A 5 hours after Train B leaves if they are on the same track.

19. bob on April 28th, 2009 10:33 am

    when i went to med school my chemistry teacher was like this.
    great work!

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