Protect Your Lunch

16 Responses to “Protect Your Lunch”

1. Stefan Andersen on September 7th, 2009 2:39 am

   I’d like to file a complaint… I used it, and Chuck Norris stole my lunch - BEFORE it was even lunch time. Where will I find more livers before noon?

2. Luu on September 7th, 2009 3:19 am

   Doug, you defenitely are a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. Digibo on September 7th, 2009 3:48 am

   Much better - put a real exploding dye pack in the lunchbox Or some real explosives.

4. Big Egg on September 7th, 2009 5:47 am

   I put the Norris one on my lunchbox, ate the meal inside and Chuck Norris kicked the door down.
   Now I’m on the donor list.

5. Sonya on September 7th, 2009 7:13 am

   This is also a great back-to-school supply for kids with cool lunches.

6. 3v11 on September 7th, 2009 7:33 am

   Can I use it on my launch box?
   Sersiouly.

7. 3v11 on September 7th, 2009 7:34 am

   Sersiously*

8. CaySedai on September 7th, 2009 9:14 am

   Savage Chickens’ answer to http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com.

9. Dinana on September 7th, 2009 9:23 am

   Maybe the “eat your liver” one should be Hannibal Lector…

10. Aud on September 7th, 2009 8:49 pm

    The exploding dye seems more realistic, as I’ve yet to see Chuck Norris pop-out of nowhere to protect one’s lunch.

11. Mike T on September 8th, 2009 12:52 am

    @AUD I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING !!

12. Julia (the one in BC) on September 8th, 2009 9:46 am

    Shouldn’t that be “Chick” Norris?

13. JSug on September 8th, 2009 10:44 am

    More effective:

    Put a note on the fridge door that reads: One of the lunches in this fridge is a decoy laced with botulism. Feel lucky?

14. Capt. Obvious on September 8th, 2009 6:42 pm

    I like your style, JSug. Keep up the good work citizen

15. KT on September 9th, 2009 1:39 am

    Love it!! Off now to test it’s effectiveness …

16. Annemarie on September 20th, 2009 6:14 am

    I love it! I will have to share this with my coworkers who lose their food to the night crew.

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