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Hah! Good one.
One thing though – wouldn’t Earth be heavier than Warter and therefore be last?
Mix them all together in a flask and you have captain planet?
The only problem there is that there’s nothing “periodic” about that table. We call it a periodic table because the elements are arranged in periods (rows) that illustrate the recurring (periodic) trends in chemical properties. Unfortunately, there’s nothing recurring about the four ancient elements.
In short: cool idea, but the chemist in me just had to nitpick.
Toga chicken returns!
Yes! We haven’t seen Toga Chicken since One Day in Ancient Greece!
ahh… those were simpler times.
i could have passed science, maybe
There should be a little disconnected section (like the Lanthanide/Actinides) for heavenly aether/quintessence.
Calculat the square root of the circomfrence of a sparrows knee
Or, science education in Texas: 2011
Teach the controversy!
See also Gary Larson’s “De” neanderthal. (“Dert”)
And then they discovered a fifth element…
I had to read the first comment before I got it. It feels like there should be a hidden “Dear Watson” line in there.
@N/A: Great! Although shouldn’t Heart have some use? Mash it up and have C. Planet drinking a Bloody Mary?
@Mark: HA…HA…HA…MY goodness. Cute.
I just want to rearrange the “elements” so they spell a word…
Nah, I’ve got nuthing….
How about just “A FEW” elements?
OK, but technically, that is two words…
Now, why didn’t I think of that? Nice!
lol. i started snorting uncontrollably reading this.
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