Lederhosen not sexy or romantic? Maybe I am an odd woman, but I would rather have a paintball deathmatch then flowers and chocolates any day. And if he is wearing Lederhosen during paintball, well the evening is his.
coughing, laughing, pondering: the only "candelight Valentine's" that I had was pizza b/c the restaurant of choice didn't take reservations therefore the wait would have been 3 hours. (read: not romantic.)
And about paintball--while I've never participated, paintball did offer plot twist moments in two romantic comedies: Ten things I hate about you (sigh, Heath, we miss thee) and Failure to Launch (Sarah Jessica Parker rules!)
Intelligent chicken humor that is thought provoking--how we didn't know we needed this daily until you provided it...
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I would have expected the Yes/No scale to be reversed for a "SAVAGE" Chicken.
Chicken Lederhosen are extremely romantic! I'd rank a nice pair o'those over a love poem (ew). Chocolates would definitely be first on my list!
Oh, I don't care what you say. Paintball deathmatches are totally romantic!
I think that a paint ball Death match it pretty romantic :P
Love poems are only romantic when they're plagiarized from somebody who actually knows how to write love poems...Barry White? Beaudelaire?
Dang! I always thought that Death Match Paintballing was always more romatic than belching. I guess everyone has they're own opinions.
But what about lazer tag?
laser* dangit...
But I find lederhosen to be quite romantic!
Thank you for the Valentines
Day ideas. My husband would
probably like the paintball
better than the flowers. :(
What if they are allergic to flowers? Or are fat?
Sadly taking off Lederhosen and putting away paintball gun...
Lederhosen not sexy or romantic? Maybe I am an odd woman, but I would rather have a paintball deathmatch then flowers and chocolates any day. And if he is wearing Lederhosen during paintball, well the evening is his.
I don't really find love poems romantic.
Thanks Doug! this appears to explain a lot of the problems I have with women. I could really have used this in college.
coughing, laughing, pondering: the only "candelight Valentine's" that I had was pizza b/c the restaurant of choice didn't take reservations therefore the wait would have been 3 hours. (read: not romantic.)
And about paintball--while I've never participated, paintball did offer plot twist moments in two romantic comedies: Ten things I hate about you (sigh, Heath, we miss thee) and Failure to Launch (Sarah Jessica Parker rules!)
Intelligent chicken humor that is thought provoking--how we didn't know we needed this daily until you provided it...
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