Million Monkeys

19 Responses to “Million Monkeys”

1. Simion on May 23rd, 2008 10:14 am

   Cool

2. Edward on May 23rd, 2008 12:08 pm

   Awesome insight Doug!

   Now exactly when can we expect Hamelet II?

3. Chris on May 23rd, 2008 12:23 pm

   Ohhh, potshot at the human race! lol.

4. Anonymous on May 23rd, 2008 2:50 pm

   Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

5. Anonymous on May 23rd, 2008 3:18 pm

   brilliant

6. Nessa's Dad on May 23rd, 2008 3:31 pm

   One of my favorite quotes: “We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboard could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.” - Robert Wilensky, University of California, Berkeley

7. Seraphine on May 23rd, 2008 4:05 pm

   chickens are more fun
   than a barrel of monkeys.

8. Luwano on May 23rd, 2008 7:49 pm

   Wow…imagine what a billion monkeys at a billion typewriters could write….like….Ultimamlet!!!

9. Allen's Brain on May 23rd, 2008 11:04 pm

   I think lately, the million monkeys are in charge of tv closed-captioning.

10. Axxle on May 24th, 2008 10:09 am

    where’s the Beeflet?

11. Cartoon Blogger on May 26th, 2008 4:24 am

    That’s a myth busted.

12. writemaggie on May 27th, 2008 3:19 pm

    I laughed out loud on a very bad day. Thanks

13. Duane on May 27th, 2008 4:10 pm

    If you leave Shakespeare in a room with a million typewriters, he will eventually write the complete works of The Monkees.

    Also, Hamlet II is coming out this summer:

    http://blog.shakespearegeek.com/2008/04/hamlet-2-trailer.html

    I am not kidding.

14. Mathaphobic on May 28th, 2008 5:13 pm

    I thought it was an “infinite” number of monkeys?

15. john on May 28th, 2008 7:32 pm

    Theoretically one monkey and one typewriter would ‘eventually’ do the same..it would just take a million times longer! - you’d have to replace the dead monkey every 40 years or so with a fresh one though. in an infinite universe anything would be possible

16. Tony M on May 29th, 2008 10:56 am

    A million monkeys developed & run a perfectly useless political system for the worlds nations, Hamlet’s nothing in comparison

17. arete on June 9th, 2008 1:53 pm

    This explains Windows Vista.

    Seriously ;-P

18. Vauloo on July 14th, 2008 7:08 pm

    Aren’t the monkeys already busy writing John Mccain’s talking points and programming FoxNews lower screen scrolls?

19. Anonymous on July 14th, 2008 7:41 pm

    I thought the monkeys were busy writing John McCain’s talking points and Bill OReilly’s autobiography, not to mention the RNC’s explanation for the economy and financial woes.

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