Savage Chickens - Million Monkeys

More monkeys, Shakespeare, and evolution.

You Might Also Like:

Tagged with:

22 Responses to Million Monkeys

  1. Simion says:

    Cool 🙂

  2. Edward says:

    Awesome insight Doug!

    Now exactly when can we expect Hamelet II?

  3. Chris says:

    Ohhh, potshot at the human race! lol.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

  5. Anonymous says:


  6. Nessa's Dad says:

    One of my favorite quotes: “We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboard could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.” – Robert Wilensky, University of California, Berkeley

  7. Seraphine says:

    chickens are more fun
    than a barrel of monkeys.

  8. Luwano says:

    Wow…imagine what a billion monkeys at a billion typewriters could write….like….Ultimamlet!!!

  9. Allen's Brain says:

    I think lately, the million monkeys are in charge of tv closed-captioning.

  10. Axxle says:

    where’s the Beeflet?

  11. Cartoon Blogger says:

    That’s a myth busted.

  12. writemaggie says:

    I laughed out loud on a very bad day. Thanks

  13. Duane says:

    If you leave Shakespeare in a room with a million typewriters, he will eventually write the complete works of The Monkees.

    Also, Hamlet II is coming out this summer:

    I am not kidding.

  14. Mathaphobic says:

    I thought it was an “infinite” number of monkeys?

  15. john says:

    Theoretically one monkey and one typewriter would ‘eventually’ do the would just take a million times longer! – you’d have to replace the dead monkey every 40 years or so with a fresh one though. in an infinite universe anything would be possible

  16. Tony M says:

    A million monkeys developed & run a perfectly useless political system for the worlds nations, Hamlet’s nothing in comparison

  17. arete says:

    This explains Windows Vista.

    Seriously ;-P

  18. Vauloo says:

    Aren’t the monkeys already busy writing John Mccain’s talking points and programming FoxNews lower screen scrolls?

  19. Anonymous says:

    I thought the monkeys were busy writing John McCain’s talking points and Bill OReilly’s autobiography, not to mention the RNC’s explanation for the economy and financial woes.

  20. rock on dude.1millll is awesome

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Shop for Savage Chickens Gear

Visit the store for mugs, t-shirts, and other fun stuff.