How To Lose Your Job

21 Responses to “How To Lose Your Job”

1. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 8:34 am

   i have a colleague who tries this regularly but she’s still with us!!! oh the joys of local government!!!!

2. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 8:40 am

   I didn’t work…

3. Jen on June 3rd, 2008 8:51 am

   Yeah but so much time could be saved if you did all the steps at once!

4. Enno on June 3rd, 2008 9:12 am

   I have done all of these except step 4, and never all in the same week.

5. kerok on June 3rd, 2008 9:26 am

   Aaaugh! How dare you post this on a Tuesday! Do I skip day one or wear the gorilla suit on Monday?

6. Amber on June 3rd, 2008 11:04 am

   What happens when you email Savage Chickens to the CEO???

7. turtleboy66 on June 3rd, 2008 11:21 am

   Unfortunately, this is my job description & I happen to be very good at it.

8. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 11:24 am

   I just have a sneaky suspicion my CEO would not like lolcats. I have a feeling his hired goons would escort me out the door on Thursday.

9. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 12:19 pm

   I’m not sure that would work every time. Especially if you are related to any of the upper management…

10. Chris on June 3rd, 2008 12:32 pm

    I like Wednesday the best. Make all 5 days Wednesday and now you are talking!

11. lioness on June 3rd, 2008 1:19 pm

    Yes, but quiting is so passe’. This way is much more fun!!

12. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 1:38 pm

    Cool!
    I’ll be sure to try it out! haha

13. Allen's Brain on June 3rd, 2008 3:15 pm

    Reason for termination of previous employment: Wore gorilla suit on Casual Friday.

14. MsHairy on June 3rd, 2008 3:22 pm

    “That gorilla suit could save your life.”

15. Clangomatic on June 3rd, 2008 4:23 pm

    Just ride away from your job on an invisible bike.

16. Trog on June 3rd, 2008 4:31 pm

    In a sandstorm of weevils you must “be the gorilla”.

17. Seraphine on June 3rd, 2008 4:39 pm

    I’m sorry, we can’t “use” you.
    P.S. A chicken in a gorilla suit is funny!

18. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 4:51 pm

    LOLCATS <3

19. aly on June 3rd, 2008 5:36 pm

    Never heard of Lolcats before, thanx for introducing me to a great new time-waster! Reminds me a lot of the Bad Cat book.

20. Manimal on June 3rd, 2008 9:47 pm

    Friday afternoon…fling own feces.

21. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2008 9:54 pm

    Wow, I tried the first three and already got a verbal warning! Thanks, Savage Chickens!

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