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Yes, one might expect that a chicken who BUYS eggs might be a chicken who makes haiku shopping lists
beer, pretzels, red meat.
frozen pizza, cheetos, beer.
Haiku shopping works.
Bravo, Much Gooder!!
In keeping with classic haiku, it would have been appropriately punny to have included a season (like oregano) in the list. Or perhaps an entire list poultry seasonings.
Or… were they not already domesticated, it could be chicken season (hunting).
If life were haiku
The world would be much simpler
We applaud you, Doug
Doug, are you just too smart for newspapers to syndicate you? Are they afraid the average “Graffiti” reader couldn’t appreciate your humor?
Nice one 🙂 If you like haiku comics, try haikucomics.com … (not my site or anything, just related content that’s occationally funny)
Thanks Anonymous!
If you think the chickens should
Be in print, tell them! 🙂
For all the readers
Who post haiku responses
that is just plain weird!
But who can resist?
Answering in kind simply
Shows our obsession.
i prefer to listen to my haiku via monk-e-mail, although i cannot really explain why…
a little chicken
shopping shocked smacks a bit of
sick cannibalism
I don’t understand what a Haiku is.. It just seems like sentance fragments to me.